M-Dog

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

I’ve just sampled a Hawksmoor at Home Box, my entire place smells like meat and beef dripping, and apart from being shortlisted for a haircut on the 4th with my fave barber, I’ve never been happier. Watch this space on how you can get yours. 🥩

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@DaveJCritchley This you?

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@GreggsOfficial “@RishiSunak is a twat”

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@Tesco Amazing profits, well done. I’ll BRB when you do a Clubcard deal on petrol. Now wouldn’t that be AMAZING?!

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

I blame @RishiSunak

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@RishiSunak Up to 11p cheaper
11p
Get in the sea Sunak

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@KathyBurke Cancelled my license. Turned @bbc off

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@GNev2 Turn all @BBC services off, cancel your @tvlicensing (goodbye @BBC6Music 😢)

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@KathyBurke Turn all @BBC services off, cancel your @tvlicensing (goodbye @BBC6Music 😢)

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@joelycett Turn all @BBC services off, cancel your @tvlicensing (goodbye @BBC6Music 😢)

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@CailanCook @Tituca30 @zizzyballord @JeremyClarkson Crawl out of his arse. Have you ever worked with him? The guy’s a nob.

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@JeremyClarkson

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@UberEats your drivers are all smoking drugs and rarely turn up #porto

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

Gosh, it’s 2022 now

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

I’ve had enough of 2020 so I’m switching off. Merry Christmas. See you in 2021. x

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@JoeBaia @india_morris Looks like linguine

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@RishiSunak @Telegraph Hi Rishi, how many private schools with charitable status / tax breaks have a defibrillator already?

https://t.co/lDhf46CrpB

@SkyNews

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@duncphd @OwenJones84 Yes it’s all been planned. Who for PM?

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@NadineDorries Just leave

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@Nigel_Farage You nob

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

@Nigella_Lawson let me know when 😘

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

Whose party would you rather go to?

[M-Dog @MDOG_Manchester]

.@BorisJohnson why are you lot always groping people? You dirty. You need to leave now.