Michael Dempsey

Whitstable based haulage contractor, COD gamer, occasional golfer, old school junglist & drum n bass head... mainly tweets a load of old bullshit.

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@SpotifyStatus Chop chop! #spotifydown

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@UberFacts See you, you cunt; I’ll cut you first! #FootballFactory

[Michael Dempsey @MDWhitstable1]

I call shenanigans! #Popmaster #Google #Shazam

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Margaux Robbie #UniversityChallenge

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#neighbours #gonna #love #this #😂

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The queens we use will not excite you #chess

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Legs like a baby giraffe #Dubois #FuryChisora3

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Scooby Doo’s less confused than you, you prick! #FootballFactory

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@wolfetones currently sat at number 3 in the U.K. iTunes singles chart with Celtic Symphony 🇮🇪 what a time to be alive! #CelticSymphony #Eire

[Michael Dempsey @MDWhitstable1]

Tim Peake helping spread space lies on #BBCBreakfast. I know people who commute further than this wetwipe has been into space! 😆

[Michael Dempsey @MDWhitstable1]

15 points and two years out ☹️ #Popmaster

[Michael Dempsey @MDWhitstable1]

21 points and one year out 🤷🏼‍♂️ #Popmaster

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It’s October 3rd! #MeanGirlsDay

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Not gonna lie, I only got 6 #Popmaster

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21 for me, two bonuses and one year out! #Popmaster

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A signed photo for the mother 😆 #popmaster

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18 points, only one bonus question there ☹️ #popmaster

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27 points including 3 bonus questions! #Popmaster

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@thegameawards Billy Murray as Captain Price #ModernWarfare #ModernWarfare2 #ModernWarfare3 #alldaylong

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Arthur Weldaway #Eastenders