Mark Holmes

Surveyor. Loving Life

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

@The_Forty_Four @JimmyFrance

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

Stop making stupid people famous

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

🗣️ “Where’s your bottle gone…”

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

33 years ago today:

Some classic Chris Waddle, to the soundtrack of the brilliant Barry Davies, in the FA Cup semi-final.

“Chris Waddle, is he going to have a crack? OH HE DOES… AND HE SCORES!”

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

@AdamFulwell_ @JimmyFrance

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Maaaaate.

Have a look at this from Barry Bannan. 🤯

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

How can you trust them to run a country when they can’t even work out a percentage 🤯

[Claudia Webbe @ClaudiaWebbe]

There are 156 billionaires in the UK with a total wealth of £620 billion. Redistributing their wealth over £10ml at just 3% would raise almost £40 billion - enough to fully fund the NHS

Tax the billionaires.

[Claudia Webbe @ClaudiaWebbe]

There are 156 billionaires in the UK with a total wealth of £620 billion. Redistributing their wealth over £10ml at just 3% would raise almost £40 billion - enough to fully fund the NHS

Tax the billionaires.

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Electronic ticketing for sports events is one of humanities greatest mistakes

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

So my children have no right to inherit my money but some obese EBT welfare queen does have a right to inherit my money?

Moral madness. Totally indefensible position.

[David @FourNaanJeremy]

Really is hard to shake the feeling that at some point in the last 5 years, a decent chunk of the population went completely and irredeemably mad. Like, properly insane.

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Surely it can’t get any worse for Sheffield Wednesday?

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

@Jsize18 @JimmyFrance

[DAZN Boxing @DAZNBoxing]

You'll struggle to find a more popular man in British boxing.

Well done Dave Allen 👏

#FisherAllen2

[BBC Sheffield @BBCSheffield]

Richard Hawley has had this to say about Sheffield City Centre...

Listen to more: https://t.co/iC6cO9zQpk

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

“Better a seated piss than a standing shite.”

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Football fans on here are notoriously tribal, seemingly nothing can be agreed upon, other than the commentary duo of Savage & Ferdinand jarring the life out of you.

I’m not sure there’s a conversation point in the game that sees less pushback. It’s mad that TNT persist with it.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

What's your favourite ever World Cup goal? ⚽️

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

Better analysis than Rio could offer. What a man 🤴

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Welcome to Parc des Princes, Prince William! What a guy 🙌🏽 🇫🇷

@KensingtonRoyal

[Derbyshire CCC @DerbyshireCCC]

Great to see a Rangers legend enjoying the cricket yesterday!

#WeAreDerbyshire

[Mark Holmes @MD_Holmes]

Hope this ended up in the sea.

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Thursday.