ChrisFromWish

I tweet therefore I am. MERN•Python dev. Got the humor of a lightbulb—when it’s off. Electrical and Structural technician. Stay Kaizen. MD @Mekloy_

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

Can the Grand Regent Thragg solo the Avatar verse if all Avatars existed at the same time??

[Somti @Somti10]

@udysznx So if my brother na zlatan make I no ask am for money

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

“How to collect yourself from your parents”

I feel every African child ought to get tutorials on this one way or the other.

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

@chopsdaddi @chisomholic Bruh

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

@chisomholic @neo_officialll Cold

[@0xTobi @Playboy_of_X]

A conclusion I’ve came to.
8/10 ladies going back to her ex, it was never the s*x or D*ck.
It’s always Money.
Whores in Business, Men in love .
We’re so cooked .

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

Getting killed at 81 is just devious. They couldn’t just wait a bit longer?

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

James Handy, the actor who appeared in projects including Top Gun: Maverick and Jumanji, was killed Wednesday. He was 81. https://t.co/Q8FrpXqAjP

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

@THR Getting killed at 81 is just devious. They couldn’t just wait a bit longer?

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

Brave keh, Abeg shift may I sit down.

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

As a man, are you brave enough to walk into this gathering of women?

[@0xTobi @Playboy_of_X]

And she won’t ask for My Money yes ?

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

Dad definitely clocked out

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

Do such men exist?

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

Yowaaa

[🅰️ MAD DREAM 🐐 @Amaddream_]

Why don't Nigerians go on Forest camping like this?

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

Not docile, just cowards.

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Nigerians are believed to be docile people.

How true is that?

[@0xTobi @Playboy_of_X]

@Iszy012 For Monetary reasons .
These Money-sexual whores can’t beat the allegations

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

I don’t really care which happens.

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

@Thegoatman147 Well it’s compensation

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

@Thegoatman147 E no great anything, I’m burnt out

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

@Playboy_of_X Will have to try then

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

A flagship Android would always beat an iPhone of the same price.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

I was in a keke this afternoon, pressing my phone, when the two boys beside me started arguing about it.

"Na Samsung."

"No, na Poco."

One finally asked:

"Babes, what model is your phone?"

I said:

"Redmi Note 15 Pro+."

The guy checked online and shouted:

"Guy! This babe used ₦660k to buy an Android phone? Money wey fit buy iPhone 14!"

They spent the next few minutes explaining why ladies don't know phones.

Then my colleague entered the keke.

"Master, good afternoon sir."

One of them quickly moved to the front and my colleague joined me at the back.

We started discussing work.

Suddenly, it changed from "Babes" to "Ma."

When I was about to get down, one of the boys said:

"Ma, please, we'll pay."🙄

[ChrisFromWish @MDchrisRed]

POV: Your company pays the State Government #1,050,000 to produce Cylindrical Concrete Electrical poles, yearly, pays Nigerian Electricity Management Services Agency (NEMSA) #730,000 annually to confirm the quality of the electrical poles, with series of tests. Company also pays for SON MANCAP for said poles, yet still pays Business and staff taxes dutifully.

Only for the ministry in charge of electrification to always outsource the same poles you have in your possession and actively pay to sell.

Your company is the only company producing the cylindrical concrete electrical poles in the entire state. So they would rather get the same poles, usually lesser quality, from a much farther source. Shell(currently Renaissance Energy) actively works with us, alongside oil giants that carry out electrification jobs in this part of the country, they attest to our superior standard. Yet��

It is business though, no further sentiments necessary.