Michael Decklever

Healthcare professional (but not on the frontlines). Officially a marathoner, new Dad, loving husband & wannabe cook. All opinions are my own

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

Traditional pre-race meal. Tomorrow is go time. @rundallastx #50thanniversary https://t.co/qQ17mwKsFN

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

Ah the car rental line. Nothing like it to make you question the competencies of your fellow humans.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@danielleruns @JoshuaTufts I second this. It’s great for figuring out routes. I also agree that a gyro sounds perfect right now...

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

PLEASE HELP! February 14th, 2018 my daughter Jaime was murdered in school as a Freshman. Tonight, I am a dad who will go to the graduation that should have been. Let's send a message to Washington DC by making #DadsForGunSafety the # 1 hashtag with over 1,000,000 RT's.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@JoshuaTufts Also interesting that the one that talks about privacy more than any other, and does something about it, is noticeably absent.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

This seems like a @jaysonst special.

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

No-hitters in which a single batter reached base by way of a hit by pitch:

July 4, 1908 - Hooks Wiltse
June 18, 1960 - Lew Burdette
June 10, 1997 - Kevin Brown
June 20, 2015 - Max Schezer
April 9, 2021 - Joe Musgrove
April 14, 2021 - Carlos Rodon

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@JoshuaTufts You surely would not take your laptop home. Who would do such a thing while…working from home?

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@JoshuaTufts I’m not sure what this says about you, but I do have questions.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@AmberCadabra If you want to have a little fun:

Rein it in
Reign in it
Rain on it

I’m sure someone more creative than me can keep this going.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@LisPower1 Hmmm…wonder what happened in March 2020…and who the president was at the time?

[Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg]

Future Generations: “Was there a single image that captured what living through 2020 and 2021 was really like?”

Historians: “Behold:”

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@peterbakernyt @farhip Do rounds of golf next!

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@MSNBC CC: @marcorubio

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@sacjai This is usually my default when speaking of the broader community

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@gthanrahan What’s Courtney having?

[McKinsey & Company @McKinsey]

From jab to lab: the unprecedented—and deeply complex—task of the global logistics for the #COVID19 vaccine. #ChartOfTheDay https://t.co/376gyFBlSK

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@AmberCadabra I’m sorry, but given this is not posted to Facebook and validated by three of my friends with absolutely no scientific background at all, and take more than 32 seconds to read, I cannot believe it anything more than fake news leftist propaganda.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

And now I like her even more

[Secretary Janet Yellen (Archived) @SecYellen]

@dessadarling @DessaDarling your tune is “money”. Thanks for the mood music, I’ll take it from here.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@kenjilopezalt Oh no! Seriously two major faux pas in Seattle. Using an umbrella (wear a waterproof jacket with a hood or nothing) & walking across the street when you don’t have a walk sign. The death stares are real. The anti umbrella sentiment is legit though. Hit in the head too many times

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@SeaTJK Learned a lot of good life lessons about burns and other things I didn’t have to find out for myself.

[Michael Decklever @MDeck06]

@SeaTJK 9-1-1 isn’t new, per se. I remember watching Rescue 911 with my mom when I was like 8. I can still vividly remember the episode where the child was running with a toothbrush, fell, and impaled it in the esophagus.