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DevOps Engineer @ibm

[md @MDzzz]

To new beginnings 🥺

[md @MDzzz]

When you can read and write just enough of your crush's language to write her name 🥰

[md @MDzzz]

Nächste Station Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof. Dieser Zug endet dort. Wir bitten alle Fahrgäste auszusteigen.

[md @MDzzz]

Sick of seeing too much white privilege here. These guys have it just too easy

[md @MDzzz]

Na waqt se pehlay, na qismat se zyada.

[md @MDzzz]

Dard Si Mere Muqaddaran Vich
Main Shikwa Karke Ki Kardi?

Jadon Jeena Aaya Mainu Nahin
Main Maut Vi Mangke Ki Kardi?

Tu Pyaar Di Kashti Dob Chhaddi
Main Kalli Tarke Ki Kardi?

Jadon Tuhi Athru Poonjhe Nahin
Main Akhiyan Bharke Ki Kardi?

[md @MDzzz]

T minus 3 years and 8 months

[md @MDzzz]

"Masjid dha de,
mandir dha de,
dha de jo kuch dhainda ay,
par kisi da dil na dhanwin.

Rab dilaan vich rehnda ay."

[md @MDzzz]

Maybe in another life, we wouldn't have to leave home in search of a better life.

[md @MDzzz]

O dayum nothing beats the feeling staring into the eyes of your crush while talking

[md @MDzzz]

Bhai ne Trump ki gaand ki khujlee dur kar di. Talent

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[md @MDzzz]

Yeh Trump ki gaand mein hamesha khujlee kyun rehti hai?

[md @MDzzz]

Yesterday I was at the Carnival in Cologne when this dude asked me where I was from. When I told him Pakistan, he replied that Germany is already full. I told him that I agree, and that he should move to France. 😁

[md @MDzzz]

I've gotten so used to pressing a button on my phone to use Google and translating all German text into English that today I accidentally even did that with an Urdu text. Astaghfirullah what did I do

[md @MDzzz]

No place like home.

[md @MDzzz]

So this manager told me he's giving me a Kündigung (notice of termination) because I was not fit for the field of gastronomy. (I know it was just christmas seasonal work) Because I knew my job was done and I knew his English was very bad, I switched to English lol

[md @MDzzz]

Living in Germany for 1 year now has only taught me to be an asshole to people who are being an asshole to me. Which ngl is a good skill to have. Always used to be this well-behaved, good person back in Pakistan lol