megan

a beacon for awful men

[megan @MEGNMURR]

carrie bradshaw is my joker

[megan @MEGNMURR]

@softsilance god forbid there’s one influencer out there that doesn’t look like she’s rotting from the inside out

[megan @MEGNMURR]

has it been long enough yall are ready to admit melanie is stupid as fuck? you have all that energy for the women but continue cuddling up with the man that actually embarrassed the fuck outta you in front of millions of people

[megan @MEGNMURR]

one thing i did not expect after losing a lot of weight is how hard it is to shave your armpits.. WHY are they so hollow

[lil jay @thedollherself1]

Soon as you get a back bone now you just the worst bitch on the planet

[Çıelľę @Cielle_vibes]

people who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one

[megan @MEGNMURR]

my ideal career path would be twitter fame but unfortunately no one likes listening to me talk

[❔❔❔ @14152651sS3xy]

overcommunication is definitely a thing and i suffer from it

[megan @MEGNMURR]

reminiscing on my high school days when i was mean as fuck and spent all my free time bullying people on this app #goodbyeloveisland

[megan @MEGNMURR]

idek what’s on my twitter tbh i’ve had this shit since middle school

[megan @MEGNMURR]

um anyways here’s me 4 years later at the neighborhood

[megan @MEGNMURR]

i’m killing myself

[Variety @Variety]

Alternative Rock Band the Neighbourhood Is Going on Hiatus (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/L2FriP5fTL

[megan @MEGNMURR]

get your fucking shit together spain

[dyl @lovedawoon]

I need derek luh in more things... specifically me

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I think today was an inflection point - maybe small, but real.

The President, having launched a global trade war, feted in the Oval Office a Central American dictator who runs a mega-prison known for starvation and torture - a prison to which our government has, by its own admission, sent at least one person "in error."

They disappeared a man without a single criminal charge who's lived and worked here for 15 years - who was alleged to be a member of a gang based in a state he never lived by one anonymous informant. No other evidence. No trial. No conviction. Nothing but a legal order that he not be deported to El Salvador, where he's now serving a life sentence.

The Supreme Court just ruled, without any noted dissent, that the government must facilitate the man's release.

But Trump and his dictator friend said no. They laughed. They mocked the journalist who asked whether they'd abide by the Court's order. The Attorney General, the Secretary of State, and the White House Deputy Chief all lied about the facts of the case. Then the President repeated his proposal to send American citizens to the dictator's prison, and asked him to build five more.

The same day we found out that the government knowingly disappeared a PhD student for nothing but an op-ed, a man's 19-year old son who agents admitted was the wrong kid, and a visa-holding Russian scientist at Harvard who forgot to declare frog embryos at the border.

But: it's all breaking through. It's getting more coverage. More people are paying attention. More elected Democrats are speaking up. More conservative pundits and legal scholars are speaking up. Even Joe Rogan thinks it's bullshit.

Now we have to keep pushing. This is much bigger than immigration or deportation policy - this is about whether we live in a free country or a police state. It's the whole ballgame.

[megan @MEGNMURR]

@K4STLES you’re a monster

[sarah @heavenbrat]

behind every hot girl there is a history of yelling back at her dad when he raised his voice at her

[megan @MEGNMURR]

@EvieSolheim so throw it because you don’t deserve a phone mind ur own fucking business if she wants cute videos with her dying grandma she deserves them

[megan @MEGNMURR]

when i broke my sisters wheel and they fixed it for me for free and i never even had to tell my mom

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

told my bf that I need new windshield wipers and he said he’d do it for me and I was like “oh it’s okay the guys at Autozone did it for me free last time” and he just stared and me so I said “is that not something they do for everyone” and he was like “…no” I luv bein a woman

[megan @MEGNMURR]

i lost my man to the new fortnight season 🙁

[megan @MEGNMURR]

@samslittlewhore that man is homeless

[megan @MEGNMURR]

i love being 2000 miles from home bc any time i mispronunce something up here i can just lie and say it’s bc we talk weird in the south instead of looking like i don’t know what i’m talking about