AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE

A Computer Science Lecturer. The author of the book "My Peregrination".

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

Even if you climb bed, you still won't get it. You ladies tend to overrate yourselves with your impending sex work.

As though there's someone out there ready to hand you a diamond immediately you say you are in for sex.

[Kadi scent @kadibella9]

My birthday is on 31st August ,how can I get this phone without climbing bed 🧐

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

This is no 26kg washing machine.

This is at best a 15 to 18kg at most.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Samsung 26KG Washing Machine 😍🥰 Best purchase of LIFE. The sheer JOY of watching that drum spin. 🥹 Every single load feels like a gift. I look at it and my heart is FULL. 💧

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@goldenbergann90 @Lifematician @UncleSamad_ It is money that defines a big team?

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@Lifematician @UncleSamad_ Can't afford? They have the best match template. They played all matches at various times. That means once you are playing, the whole nation/world is watching you.

Way better than EPL 3pm on Saturday that a big team covers the prospect of smaller teams.

This is superb!

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

You are incredibly stupid

[Big Dee @Nedumooree]

If you're a married man or you're planning to get married, and your mother or siblings need any help, especially money from you, always tell them to call your wife.

Let the money you want to send them pass through your wife's account so that they will think she's the one sending them the money.

That's the only way to keep them loving your wife without any atom of hate.

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@Cordreal10 FPl name: PROPHET MEGRIMOR

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

The bus had no woman who was sitting who could have stood up for a fellow woman?

Why must it be a man that will inconvenience himself?

Moreover, you all said you don't need a man to survive nah

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Nigerian men, if you see a pregnant woman in a bus, please stand up for her.

I was in a BRT today and was so irritated by a man’s behaviour.

The pregnant woman literally begged him for his seat and he said:

“Madam, no be me give you belle. Person wey give you belle suppose give you Uber money.”

I couldn’t even help her, I was standing too.

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

But he gets a boner when he sights a 9year olds abi?

[A. Lukman @Islam435]

Islam is the only religion where God has never been human. Never been born. Never eaten. Never slept. Never died. Allah is above all of that.

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

I don't support APC, but I really wish your uncle is rigged out on Saturday.

You stupid fellow whose only concern is when your family is affected.

2027 general elections now, you will keep quiet and act as though you are blind.

Ewu Gambia!

[Davido @davido]

A CALL FOR ATTENTION TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

President Donald Trump, I am calling your attention to the situation in Osun State, Nigeria, as we approach the election.

There are growing concerns about tension and the possibility of violence, intimidation, or disruption of the democratic process. Osun people deserve to exercise their constitutional right to vote freely, peacefully, and without fear.

I appeal to the United States and the international community to pay close attention to the election and encourage all relevant authorities to ensure that every voter is protected and every vote is respected.

We do not want bloodshed. We do not want intimidation. We want peace, transparency, and a free and fair election. @realDonaldTrump

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

You are becoming a noise maker you this boy and you are also constituting nuisance here.

When your uncle endorsed APC at the Federal level, you kept shut. Please do so now too!

You and your uncle won't be the first to be rigged out of office.

[Davido @davido]

Anybody supporting APC in Osun state is an enemy of progress ! Lessons will be learnt this weekend 😀

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

With this stinking attitude, Galatasaray will be the last big club he will ever play for.

Little wonder no top team needed his services.
They are holding you, you are forming Lagos agbero.

If only you displayed this fighting spirit, you would have played the world cup.

[TV100 @tv100]

Victor Osimhen ile Santiago Mourino arasındaki gerilim, hakem Kadir Sağlam’ın yanında bir anda yeniden alevlendi.

Victor Osimhen ile Santiago Mourino sarı kart gördü. 🟨

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@Moyowalker @_Chinonxo @yabaleftonline Do you know this is a bad prayer?

Indirectly, you are wishing him death before his father, mother and all his blood relatives.

That's the only way he will not experience it.

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@iphy_chidozie No ma, it didn't.

You can't have All A's and have a CGPA of 4.49

These grades are computed automatically, which is easy and can be done yourself too.

I am speaking on this with good authority.

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

Orire rescue?

Your empty brain needs an immediate rescue.

[Oluwatigbemiga Asiwaju Mourinho Fidelix @Rouphages]

@ChinonsoFriday5 The same way
Nelfund
Asu
Stable candidate
Good infrastructure
Pensioners
Stock market
Good reserves
Coastal road
Upgraded airport
IATA good standing
S&P upgraded rating
Orire rescue

Are also good for them

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@TheKingChuko @TINAMAR27648457 @elonmusk Ohhhh please just shut up.

What's wrong with you all?

You are the most intelligent race where?

And what the fuck have you invented? Airplane? Ships? Computers? Cars? What exactly?

You keep raising shoulders high making noise everywhere.

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@topcars_abuja 5% of Nigerians don't earn 1m and above.

That figure cannot be up to 5%

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@obinacci @bobby_shegs @General_Somto FCT
Nasarawa
Benue
Kwara
Ekiti
Ondo
Edo
Niger
Anambra
Enugu

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

Ultra modern?

Both you and the governor are mad

[AdamawaLastBorn @AdamawaLas79384]

Adamawa Ultra-Modern Stadium is fast taking shape as roofing works have reached 95% completion level.

His Excellency Governor Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri is building lasting legacy projects across Adamawa State.
#FintiriIsWorking #GreaterAdamawa

[AGUBUCHE CHIEMERIE @MEGRIMOR]

@RealSaintbilly From 11:59pm to 12pm is a whooping 12hrs, 1min interval.

I hope you are aware of that.