Madeleine D

The most determined flirt that ever made herself and her family ridiculous

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

Just a honours student, wanting a sugar daddy (with no sugar)! 💘

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

@oliviadlol We will beat them up on the playground

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

we have a phrase about this kinda tantrum in australia

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I had such a big lead in all of these states late into election night, only to see the leads miraculously disappear as the days went by. Perhaps these leads will return as our legal proceedings move forward!

[Barry Jenkins @BarryJenkins]

First of all, may she rest as she lived - in immeasurable POWER.

And also...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

In a social distant, with a really harsh look from my balcony kinda way

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

All people cooped up inside with young kids at the moment has my sympathy. But if my neighbour plays “I love bubbles” one more time, I may have to murder someone.

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

@sarapascoe why can’t Australia get your book until October? The colonies have the printing press! 🤓😫📠

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

Hi Twitter, it’s me, a 20-something. Just wondering if y’all can tell me why I go on dates? What poor decision making led me to this man with his self published book of jokes?

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

@WeeMissBea @thornback_lo imagine IMAGINE having the willpower not to binge this whole series in a weekend?

[Lo @thornback_lo]

not to be an english lit gay about this but isn’t narnia about the coming out experience? like it’s just sitting in a closet til tilda swinton gives you turkish delight.

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

Saves time being Australian. We almost automatically know an ancestor was wanted for crimes

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

Trump got his wall.

Her name is Nancy.

#TrumpCaved

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

assessing the person im dating against how much my uber rating fluctuates has continued to prove ACCURATE

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

@GuiltFemPod “how do gen z’s have sex”
Me, out loud, to my empty office: “honestly I don’t know”

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

@winterbourne great pants. Excellent pants. Don’t let anyone question them. (Passenger was good also)

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Brock Turners grow up to be Brett Kavanaughs who make the rules for Brock Turners.

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

I’m just a girl sitting in front of a Netflix, feeling personally victimised by the Australian accents in @TheGoodPlaceNBC

[Madeleine D @MEKDavies]

@Olivia__agd @withkissesfour Be more Olivia, I say. We are so blessed to have you and your joy every day