Melrod

[Melrod @MELROD31]

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[Melrod @MELROD31]

Im extremely disappointed @CapitalOne for your discriminatory behavior towards non-English speaking clients! You told your creole speaking client you couldn’t help her unless she spoke English and was not allowed to use an interpreter to access her account

[willlllllll @willyesitsme]

*NYU students trying to eat their lunch*

gaga in the corner:

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 I mean honestly same but one woman’s ibs is another woman’s colon cleanse

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 Lol i mean I’ve definitely eaten week old restaurant leftovers haha so it doesn’t bother me

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 Wow shots firedddd

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 Ohhh yay! I have a studio right around the corner!

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 Omg do you want to go to a class here?

[Melrod @MELROD31]

No matter how fancy a restaurant/bar pretends to be, you can always tell their actual status by the quality of toilet paper they choose to use

[Melrod @MELROD31]

Counting down the daysss

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 Lmaooo im always early

[Melrod @MELROD31]

PSA if you have a Roku: the original Great British bake off with Mary Berry is on the Roku channel 🥹🥹🥹

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

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The best threads of 2022

(that will change your life):

[Melrod @MELROD31]

I just chugged a coffee before my spin class so im either gonna have the best workout of my life or shit my pants on the bike

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

This is the only cartoon analysis critic I will watch

[Melrod @MELROD31]

@dairybradshaw99 The recipe

[Melrod @MELROD31]

Im a cold leftover eater but trying to be better