Melissa 🦩

✨Baby that’s show biz

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

Is it weird that I love my “sick voice?”

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

@packers using a @parksandrec reference in their last video is truly EVERYTHING to me🥹

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

@burnergedd Damnnn gotta go cancel my d&d plans now🙃🙃

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

@patmaine Heck yeah brother!! Your timing is amazing too because I’m down bad and this helps so much🥹

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

Cannot stop getting emotional already just thinking about seeing @themaine in my freaking hometown in November 🥹🥹

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

Fewer things bring me as much joy as when the groupchat enters flow state🫶

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

@defendjennifer BUT NOT THEIR BESTFRIENDS EX!!!

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

The Amanda and West announcement happening the week me and @burnergedd are in the same state together is a gift from the universe I’ll never get over!!!

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

imagine you work as an icu nurse through covid and you become a reality star and then a man writes a nyt op ed about why he didn’t want to date you and then your best friend dates that man. ciara miller i am contracting an etsy witch on your behalf as we speak

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

@eddaravjo @cammiemark HER BEST FRIEND PROVED SHE WASNT A GIRLS GIRL AND THATS THE POINT!!!

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

This backfired because now we’re going on a family bikeride today 😂😂

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

Any event/reason 🤝me making David match with me

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

On todays episode of this… Making DJ day drink with me today and using “We NEED this” as the reason

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

Doing big things today!… I left a groupchat I didn’t care about

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

The year of the horse

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

How it feels when me and @burnergedd unlock a new bit at someone else’s expense 😂😂

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

My birthday is in 2 weeks and I truly could not be less excited 🙃

[rebecca @burnergedd]

just want to cry and go to bed but work til close 🤩

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

All I want for my birthday this year is for more than 3 people to make an effort with me…

[timi @Timiii360]

breakups hurt but you know what really fucking hurts? trying to “make it work” with someone who has proven to you time and time again that they do not give a fuck about your feelings. that hurts.

[Melissa 🦩 @MELevation]

I’m way too hype for my Summer House watching , shit talking, wine drinking plans with Casey tonight!