SpongeBob just dropped the hardest speech in Bikini Bottom history 🇺🇸
“We’re gonna build a wall around the Krusty Krab… and the anchovies are gonna pay for it.”
Make Bikini Bottom Great Again.
#Trump
The Original Roast:
During his address to members of the press, Trump singled out CNN White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins. After commenting that she "never smiles," he delivered a roast-style joke about her appearance:
Trump- "I thought Kaitlan had really made it big with a major new sponsorship, but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney."
Me- “Kaitlan finally got that big sponsorship… turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.”
This sick f*** walked into Hair Depot in Columbia, SC, asked a woman to help him pick a dress “for his daughter,” then pulled his dick out and rubbed it on her.
32-year-old Nicholas Lopez. Charged with indecent exposure + criminal sexual conduct. Still locked up.
Absolute predator. Throw the key away