MIP - Men in Peril

Look if your Anti-AI Art that's fine, but not every fantasy is easy to pull off or get done, and not everyone can afford certain scenes done a certain way.

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Tonight be careful who you get into a car with. There's a lot of crazy singles, everyone of them determined to get a boyfriend for the New Year 🎊

Just look at this footage of Brett from 25 years ago. I hear he shares a lovely basement with six other men today.

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Rudolph's done with flying Santa around. He wants Christmas Eve off—no more snow days, so no more Jack Frost.

The heaters roar, the frost melts, and ropes tighten as the snow melts away...permanently.

No Christmas for the winter spirit. No second chances. Bye Jack

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@PuHoudini Brotherly love but who's supplying the discipline?

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@RopesCamouflage I cannot count the number of times this would've been me growing up, and after I'd grown up, and last night 🤐🤫🎬

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Horror movie marathon got me inspired.

Four festive alternatives to coal for my helpless MC. He’s been very, very naughty this year.

Happy holidays, darling. Choose his ending for me? 😈

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Steamrolled: because “crushing your competition” needs a more literal demonstration sometimes.

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As we approach December I just want to say Season’s Greetings from the Naughty List’s top graduate.

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@RopesCamouflage He should be thrilled they're not dining by candlelight, as I suspect only one choice is viable.

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@cybertied You know if the setup stayed the same but the outfits and style changed each time you'd have a multiversal montage. Just saying 😉😏

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@RopesCamouflage Does self-bondage count as a rule break or loophole?

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Not sure which version I preferred so I'll give you both;

“He’d spent weeks winding up the wrong people. Tonight the chair, the tape, and the hydraulic car lift made the message clear. The car sank lower, the masked lads watched. Easy to understand how this ends.”

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Recruit hazing has really escalated…Boot-polish on the face? Fine. Fake kidnapping? Classic. But tying his dog tags to the prop bomb pin? Someone did double-check it was the prop model…right?”

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@RopesCamouflage You can actually believe this scenario has happened before

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@RopesCamouflage Classic mix-up during the “hostage training drill” dates. Turns out everyone else got the memo for next week…so you'll just have to literally sit tight until they show up.

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@RopesCamouflage So this is why that “1 Stop Away” always takes half an hour or longer.

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Lewis bolts through the trees, wrists still raw from the ropes. Behind him, Mercer follows with that swift, patient stride—because Lewis wasn’t taken for ransom, but for what he overheard. And Mercer always cleans up loose ends.

Lewis runs because hope dies last.

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I get it—I’m the textbook attention seeker. You’re supposed to ignore people like me. But come on…six sidekicks down and he’s still following the parenting guide? 😤

Oh well, maybe you'll be lucky number seven. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@RopesCamouflage Layered—sock, tape and then muzzle again.

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Danny always had brass balls.
But when he turned snitch, the boys decided to give him a new pair—stone.

He and them are still at the bottom of the lake...I think.

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@RopesCamouflage “Dear Santa, I know I’ve been naughty, but it was for a good cause—you.

Say hello to your newest recruit. The academy brochure promised cadets would be well-trained, loyal and obedient. So I picked one out for you.

Have fun, and don’t open until you’re back at the Pole.”