rutabaga

i do not think therefore i do not am

[john @nobodys_talking]

good morning angel i’ve left two mcdonalds hashbrowns in your enclosure

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

I'm 36 years old.

And I run a $0M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine:

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

nice cock! sorry about the mental illness

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

i'm just a soup powered fuck machine

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

not now grimes

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

Heavy hangs the dick that wears the balls

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

nihilists after getting their first footjob under the table at applebees

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Bill D'Agostino @Banned_Bill]

As you celebrate the 4th tomorrow, remember our President's inspiring words about this great nation.

[evn @cryb0i]

frog train

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

not my goofy ass living by the sword 😂😂

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥