⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱

⧽⧽ . . . 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗈 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖼𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌. 𝖨 𝗐𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗂𝗍.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

——— 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭,

𝐈’𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

The closest I’ve ever gotten to owning a shirt that expensive, it was when Tory offered to steal one for me. But, we’re in complete agreement about that.

Let’s splurge this weekend.

I have about. . . $62 saved for the week.

[☾Moon☽ (Parody: active again) @peacetrain_]

Yeah, that's what I heard. I never told him how much the shirt cost...please don't tell him now. I didn't want him to feel bad. But a great thing came out of it all. It made me realize that high priced clothing doesn't make it better. I bought him a $12 shirt that he still has.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

No. That can’t be me. I’m a walking embodiment of size not mattering.

I’m under 6’0 with the baddest and hottest girl around.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

I’m sorry, pardon the over exaggeration of me coughing but did you just say $600?! . .

That idiot ripped that shirt trying to do an impression of The Hulk, I think.

[☾Moon☽ (Parody: active again) @peacetrain_]

That's Yas, alright. I actually bought Eli a t-shirt there once. It was almost $600 and he tore it the next day. Thrift stores are definitely where it's at. They have some really nice stuff!

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

Don’t take that shit from her, other me.

She stole your wallet, only things in there are unused condoms and dimes.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

I’m like fucking Morris Bart. .

One call, that’s all.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

Trust me, I know. She wanted to go to um, what was it. . sounded like a country singer or something.

Brunello Cucinelli?

I can’t even spell that, Moon. Thrift store it is.

[☾Moon☽ (Parody: active again) @peacetrain_]

You should have asked me, we can go anytime! Though I adore thrift stores and Yas won't set foot in those.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

Please, don’t toy with my feelings, Moon.

I’ve been trying to get Yasmine to take me shopping for months.

[☾Moon☽ (Parody: active again) @peacetrain_]

Break away pop hit. But whose closet are we raiding? Or are we going shopping?

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

The discovery channel.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

It’ll be hard not to judge cause I’ll be busy getting my Juris Doctor degree.

On the bright side, if you ever need a defense attorney in the future, I’m your guy.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

@MERCIFULKATA No, no, and no. At this rate, you’ll be calling her 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣, and she’ll be telling you when and where to eat.

Eagles do not respond. They swoop down and take whatever they want.

Don’t you remember?

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

And I don’t even have to pay you?

The power that I possess is insane.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

Except I’m the kind with filling in the middle. .

Sweet on the inside.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

Spoken like many women I know. .

Never wanting to put the effort in to make the relationship work.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

I see what you’re eyeing. You’re not beating the gold digger accusations right now.

Bless that poor guy’s heart. Take me for a spin sometime, though.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

@MERCIFULKATA Have you ever met one that 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 have turmoil attached to them?

That would be like spotting Santa Claus in the summertime.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

I would fight against this idea but the last few times she left me alone, I almost sat the apartment on fire. Frying french fries shouldn’t be that complicated.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

I met a girl name 𝙎𝙠𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 today. .

Outside of the peculiar name, she makes really good pancakes.

Good enough for me to stick around.

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

I said that? . .

Must’ve been the non alcoholic booze @ErraticSentry gave me today.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐒, 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 @stunningloss]

He calls me “exceptionally special” and you guys wonder what I see in him?

[⊰𝖬𝗂𝗀𝗎ɛl.⊱ @MERCILESSHONOR]

Come back, @stunningloss.

I haven’t gotten my daily fix of seeing how many times I could make you roll your eyes in annoyance today.