The Sheriff

Howdy partner, i'm the sheriff.

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[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

This town just ain't big enough for the two of us.

[THE SHERIFF JOINS #parodytwt]

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@WEIRD_DEARD a pirate, and a sheriff together? i hope you didn't get the wrong idea by shipping. 5/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Eh why not let's give this a shot.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@0n_br3ak I mean, ya' seem nice and i like the cowboy hat partner you got a great style i like that. 7/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@Turnt3chg0dhed Thanks partner i'll keep that in mind

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Well my plan of hiring a team of mercenaries to kill Ha- I MEAN PROTECT ME... ahem yup it ain't working as well as i was hoping for, i only have hired two folks so far...

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Alrighty folks it appears i have a huge bounty on my head which leads to lots of outlaws wanting to secure said bounty so now i'm hiring mercenaries to protect me and put those outlaws behind bars for good!

[JOIN MERC!]

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Is that a forklift?

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@Turnt3chg0dhed hmmm... Good idea i could try that.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@M3rc3n4ryy No... Not a chance, stay the hell away from me! -100/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@TheMadJanitorMC I swear this is important work.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

I am doing some very important work right now

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@FRICKBIRDTENDER I'm intrigued to know, what's the strongest alcohol ya' sell?

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@CRAZYS0LDIER Eh, i feel like dating ya' will be a dangerous exercise and i'll end up with a snapped neck, i'm just not insane enough for this i'd give ya solid 3

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Yup, i'll be living the life

[a @comfortcafex]

the first 2 words you stop on will be your future

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@TheMadJanitorMC Ya know the industrial sector has been getting pretty dirty lately... Hmmm alright you're hired and yeah you can try that with the bucket.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Alrighty folks it appears i have a huge bounty on my head which leads to lots of outlaws wanting to secure said bounty so now i'm hiring mercenaries to protect me and put those outlaws behind bars for good!

[JOIN MERC!]

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@jokepast Greg the goat

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@TheTerrarian211 Ya know, i thought most folks already knew about the bounty considering all the assassination attempts i had to go through, besides I'm certain more lawful people will find this and be willing to help out ay.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@M3rc3n4ryy Spending time in hell tends to teach a man a lesson or two.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@Turnt3chg0dhed *Looks over at the Improbability Drive in his office*

Time and reality breaking shenanigans are nothing new for me these days to be honest...

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@M3rc3n4ryy I am not telling you that Hank.