mermaidproblems

Full time mermaid with daily problems and no time for basic fishes.

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fuck

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no wonder these humans wanna swim with sharks, they're takin shots of moonshine #SharkAfterDark

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i can't believe #SharkAfterDark asked me to do shark porn, have some reefspect

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see me in #sharkweek

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I got some down fishes I could call

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did anyone see my scale moisturizer?

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I'm back fishesssssss

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It's safe to say that I'm not a people person. #mermaidprob

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comes in contact with hot a merman:
*swims aways* *hides*

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(thank god I'm only half human)

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do you have a problem or do you just always have bad hair days? #mermaidprob

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#AgainstSushi2013

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I'M ABOUT THAT SEA LIFE

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bitchin and fishin jk don't fish I hate u

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I lost so many followers because I haven't been tweeting, whatever I did like you anyway ya basic fishes

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did you ever just stop and think wow humans are really ugly
or is that just me? #mermaidprob

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Happy Valenmermaidsarebetterthanchocolatetines day

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Shedding scales, happy Monday

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Medical marijuana is legal in CA. Tell D.C. to leave law-abiding people like Matt alone. http://t.co/whSK5dmN #KeepMattFree