Eric Merrick

My dogs are 100% dependent on me so the irs can deal with it.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING - AOC to JD Vance:

“If this administration believed in free speech as you claimed, its leaders wouldn’t be threatening members of Congress with criminal investigations for educating the public of their Constitutional rights.”

[slaymes @slayjamesslay]

She SAID “This is a skeleton. This is bones, Cindy!”

[heheheh @Nwnysb]

The aliens when you spot them out in public for the first time

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@waziot Everyone who used YouTube resources to study and still failed their classes popping off in these comments lol also cool to give all that “background” when you could have just deleted this incredibly rude post.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hold the apparently outrageous position that the people making decision about the healthcare of a child should include:
* The kid
* Their parents / guardians
* Their doctor

And should not include:
* Me

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@hankgreen I made you a little something hope it helps -pharmacy

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@Booker4KY That’s exactly how I would imagine the food at her house would look. Open her spice cabinet to just find salt and her emergency pistol

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@RepMTG People actually just want you and your party to stay out of OUR lives… ironic isn’t it?

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

If you’ve never gotten yourself stranded in the upside down have you really visited Hawkins?

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@GregAbbott_TX How about you secure your electrical grid situation.

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@jennybeawr_ @taaypulley Tiktok is the college we should have held out for

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@noheartleft81 @StaceyCKs1 @chrissyteigen Having the ability to do something does not give anyone the right to. Solid distinction between the two.

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

Cute hints I would drop when I was coming out of the closet.

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

I have so much in common with Maleficent, like she's a fairy...

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@Heide_Blansett where are our Oscar's for being pleasant while working in healthcare?

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@Heide_Blansett I MAKE A BANGIN EGGNOG

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

You know what's hard to see when you're colorblind?

Red flags.

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@itsleviOsa934 I've seen Tara use a regular bottle nipple or one of those green nipples

[Eric Merrick @MERRICKnStepdad]

@Itsalilove Wishful thinking on America's second 4th of July 😂