M.E.R. Randell

Black Lives Matter.
Fabulist, Poet, and Podcaster. She/her.

[M.E.R. Randell @MERRandell1]

I couldn't find the tweet I made however long ago it was, but little will be fully vaxed on Monday. So we're all getting hair cut gift cards from Santa and I'm finally gonna go get this!! 😍💜

I will not be that hot, but I really think I'll be able to pull it off.

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Coming back to Twitter after being away for so long is like walking into a party where everyone is talking to themselves as loudly as they can about completely different topics. 🤣

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@laurenspieller

[Joseph Han @hanjoseph]

Your vacation is possible because the same Navy that is poisoning our water today illegally overthrew the Kingdom of Hawai'i. Tourism and US military occupation go hand in hand.

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@_ADWills @EzraArndtWrites Definitely fire

But alas, there must be a final to enemies... For now 😉

[Uncanny Magazine @UncannyMagazine]

Please RT! Writers! Uncanny Magazine will be opening to Novella (17,500 to 40,000 words) submissions from May 1 to May 15!!! WE CAN'T WAIT TO READ YOUR NOVELLAS!!! https://t.co/EHde7m5BUd

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@joelspriggs Shocking?

[FIYAH Literary Magazine @fiyahlitmag]

Our next submission window is now open from March 1st – April 30th, 2022. The theme will be FOOD & CUISINE.

Click the link to get a feel of what we'll be looking for!

https://t.co/INPyAVdiLm

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@STOPHEATHERTIME Is there chutney in your future?

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@aGirlCalledChar Me too Char.
💜💜

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@moonbornewriter It is so endearing.

My SO cannot tell a joke to save his life, and it's better than the actual jokes😍

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@melveltoo @LazlosGhost Agreed. Their foreign selections are way better than their American content.

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@Dewiwrites Where's the Twitter button?

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Beautiful, reassuring, and very human.

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@skudiklier @hankgreen Same

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My youngest is like an archer fish when she spits while brushing her teeth.
Straight into the sink at a 100 mph!

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They're doing construction at the end of my street and since we're on a cul de sac, we're effectively trapped in.

But, on the bright side! My SO and kids went to the park this morning, so they're on the other side 🤣 the house is so quiet.

Too bad I'll be at work all day.

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@wordsandsense @GSDan @AlixEHarrow @BeijingPalmer Wow

That.... Was unexpected.

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@Dewiwrites The power in this