MEgan

I'm kind of funny and I'm always clicking interested on a local events

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

If I say "collection" when referring to the booze I keep on hand, does it sound classy? #margaritas @snowmageddon2019 #booze #momlife #drinktilthesnowmelts

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

@sean_tayyylor @BurgerKing I still ate it. I'm not about to waste $4.24. Also, I have kids... could i really get more germs than they bring home??

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

When you go to @BurgerKing and your cashier is also your sandwich maker. He wears the same pair of gloves to take your cash, make your change, and prepare your breakfast. You sir have clean hands and I have a dirty sandwich! #callinginsicktomorrow

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

@sean_tayyylor @AnthonyPlaag True dat

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Have a sexist boss is revolting, especially since he unaware of how disgusting it is!!

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Eating out at a restaurant. Honeybadger says, "mom I drew you a picture, it's a bottle of alcohol."
#throwmeunderthebus #honeybadger #shegetsithonest

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Whoopsie

[mi .👑💋 @LovelyMM_]

So this happened today at Olive Garden Love my job 😭 #serverlife @TipOrGoHome

They tipped $110 🤑🤑

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

My 9 year old woke me up early to show me she can finger spell her name. #signlanguage

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Alexa will play the same song over and over and over and over, if requested by a 4 year old. #amazondot #cocosoundtrack #repeat

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

I tweezed my brows for a date tomorrow night, obviously I see potential in him #dateready

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Do I have any friends available to swing by @tjmaxx and physically remove me before I spend all the $$$ in my bank account??? #retailtherapy #shoppingaddict #notdaveramseyapproved

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

@Sean__tayy @IvanKingOfScots What's a break?

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

I'm getting a 15min break during my 11.5 hour shift! I'll be hiding in the bathroom, so no one can ask me to help them#selfish #serverprobs

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Next person to sneeze near, on, or around my kids..... death to you!! I love my kids, but they need to go to school.

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

My four year old tells everyone she 's allergic to snails. As far a I know, she's never even seen a snail,much less tasted one!! ❤❤❤

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

My 9 year old said the "F" word and got a dreaded spanking! My 4 year old cried harder than the "F"word user because I spanked her sister. #life

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

Ever get goose bumps reading a book.... like the author stole your thoughts and is speaking to your soul??

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

@MarieKondo your tips are changi nb g our house. We watched Tidying Up on @netflix and she folded her pants drawer on her own!! We just finished step one! On to books we go!!!

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

First dates are like my thing, I have been on so many....someday, somebody will be worth that second date! I'll wait forever before I settle for less! #2019goals

[MEgan @MEganerd88]

3am sickness hit my #diva and my #honeybadger is stuffy and struggling to breathe...