Team Catastrophe

The Musicfest/Steamboat Book of Inebriation has gone digital. Follow us to keep up with all of our jackassery and tweet and tag your own with @ or # MF14BOI!!!

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@PeytonsHead I don’t think they could find the “right area” if they had been sitting by the pool and watched it explode like Walter White

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“Mother fucker I’ll make Shit Show Suzy (@suzyatx) look like a God damned nun” #mf14boi - the one and only submission for 2014

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"Hey Bama - nice cock!" #mf13boi

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"My throat feels like I gave a porcupine a blowjob" #mf13boi

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KMAG YOLO

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100 ounces of Bock! @ShinerBeer @TheMusicFest @mf13boi #mf13 #musicfestshiner

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Who wants a White Trash for breakfast? It’s orange juice & bud light. #MF13

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"Can you eat that?" "I'm a grown ass man. I'll eat whatever the fuck I want." #mf13boi

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"Cause when I get drunk, I don't give a shit about nutrition"

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"You're too fair skinned to be worried about it"

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It's all about the wrists.... http://t.co/hkqmvUva

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Look. I'm DTF. I'll call you in a week.

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@aprilgfisher -I'll see your biggest red bull ever and raise you a #yolobombxl @ryanhargrave @FuelinRoadie http://t.co/SQ40BsmN

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It's like when you see a guy standing on the corner jacking off standing next to a clown juggling flames. Which one do you notice first?

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"Whiskey makes me mean and vodka makes me FUNNY" #mf13boi

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"What are we doing with all of these guitars anyway? I'm gonna rub my dick across the fretboard of every one of them"

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“My DSLR makes my dick pics look artsy”

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"Don't you bring that gumbo pot. Whoever's it is can go fuck themselves." #mf13boi

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I'll give her some of my cornbread. Bing bang boom bitch is out #mf13boi

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"I put vagisil in the chili especially for you" #mf13boi