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Award winning homebrewer. Grillmaster. Death Metal. Hair Metal. Outlaw Country. Pro Wrestling. Whiskey. All-around dumbass. #Aggies #Astros

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@BayouBikeyBoi @maybef4n And yet they're still covering up the beacons in those mountains so Gondor can call for aid.

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

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We moved recently.

We moved before we sold. I owned two houses for about 4 months. That's when everything decides to break.

I will never be a landlord.

[Lia the Trader 👸💸 @Liathetrader]

Year 2 as a landlord of a rental property in the USA.

I fucking hate it. Paid 550k cash. Fees are idiotic. Constantly something broken. Making 1-2% yearly max from rentals. Price didn't move so far. Sure it will at some point but I don't think I will make more than 100% in a decade.

For me as a trader who can make 50-100% yearly on my account, this is the worst investment. I will dump that damn place soon and never again.

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@texasrepublik @RichOToole Will this thing eat up all the stalls at the superchargers?

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

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@Zepp1978 I'd take that as a positive sign.

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@CNviolations Gonna be a lot of pissed off people when there's a power outage or that thing breaks.

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Looks like I got a whopping 1 share of $SPCX from my IPO request.

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Rat Trap Cheddar, and I won't hear anything otherwise.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

OK, let’s all go around the room and name our favorite cheese.

I’ll start.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart

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@BamSullivan Guns.

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As a kid, one of my dreams was a fridge that had an ice dispenser in the door.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID

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@SpaceCityHN @astros I'm calling an audible and going with @blummer27. We'd sneak Art Car's into the park.

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@SnowBlackLamont Retail - Walmart.
Web services - Microsoft/Google.

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@RyanLostinTX You just named my next homebrew.

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We drink Soju once a year at my WrestleMania barbecue, and this is 100% accurate.

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That's the Energon from Transformers.

[𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 🖤🗡️ @xShephardx]

Genuinely couldn’t find the source for this piece of shit, does anyone know where this cube is from which mythology?

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Blue Demon looking like a damn STUD.

[C2quared @beachbumpablo]

The lucha mask +suit combo top 10 hardest fits in human history