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We try our best to translate @MarkBaker6060 tweets into English

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Translation: Mark is modeling his podcast after @TheEllenShow and wants @jtimberlake to be his first celebrity guest

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I’m trying to get Justin Timberlake on my podcast like Hellen the Generations has on her

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Taylor Moton was born in Lansing, Michigan. About 700 miles from Gastonia.....so no

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Taylor moron is from Gastonia?? Wonder if he will be at viewing party in Gastonia

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Ok y’all....I am back

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Yes. I have given up https://t.co/Ynum9FUxWb

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@Blackngarnet @KelliStorey @MFGtranslator I think MFG translater retired Kelli lol 😂

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Translation: Mark ordered a sandwich 20 minutes ago and still hasn’t gotten it. Getting impatient https://t.co/FxetF2Azyu

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😡😡😡😡😡 horder my sand which twenty minutes go it isn’t ready

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Don’t do drugs, kids https://t.co/FYA2y6Hrod

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Breast are like breast . Depending upon what breast u like . Crispy or original . The women of breast . Or breast . Just plain plain breast . Only breast I had was the chicken lol

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Translation: Mark wants to know if Donald Trump has a bigger dick than him. The question nobody wants an answer to https://t.co/zbzF0Hl6Pu

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Guys u ever wonder if your male body parts are bigger then Donald Trump ? I mean good lord that man gets the women . I can’t get one

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MFG is currently mowing his grass shirtless @TBoneWFNZ https://t.co/IP4BN35qxF

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Watch on #Periscope https://t.co/RtXf6V6cMk

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@MarkBaker6060 @TBoneWFNZ

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@CP_CSR Uhhhh I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t read that 😂

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Translation: Mark is taking the UNC loss pretty hard https://t.co/N86GOU727e

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Today I feel like a reptile . A big while sleeping bear . That doesn’t like fish .

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This is what Mark thinks about on Friday nights https://t.co/1Plw7xzIt8

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Y’all what if King Kong was for real ? What would u do if u saw him ?

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Translation: Mark claims most things in life are flat, including the Earth. But the earth wasn’t flat until the 1980s when the Dinosaurs lived.... https://t.co/1LrJkCIW1E

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The equater is like a pop cycle which is all flat . Most things u see are all flat even most candy bars flat. Ice cream sandwiches flat . That’s why the earth is flat started in the 1980’s with Dinosaurs

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@CP_CSR So much to digest here

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@TBoneWFNZ @amberella06 Technically he is right. He doesn’t get credit for being smart on Twitter so nowhere to go but up

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@TBoneWFNZ @amberella06 Ain’t that the truth

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Translation: Mark loves kids and apparently does not have sperm, so he needs a donor

Also needs a woman to give birth to his kid https://t.co/ExxHdjUIbQ

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I love kids . I need sperm donor so I can have one lol

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Translation: Mark is implying Serena and Venus Williams aren’t the only ones with the last name Williams. UNC starter Kenny Williams has the name too https://t.co/asg3zAbsRc

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Serena sisters are the only ones with the last names Williams it’s Kenny Williams to baby

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@amberella06 I believe he meant to say foundation...at least I hope

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@TBoneWFNZ He has to buy Tinder gold so he can see who likes him....if that ever happens