.

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

checking your mirrors on your driving test

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

left work with my phone battery at 90%

[meher ꕤ 🟨 @mistinthenight]

sleep fc sent me on a loan to dream fc where i was on the toilet gimmick but woke up to found out that peeing myself fc hijacked the deal

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

Lavia tried acting bad to Ben White but still can't complete a full 90 #OffYouPop

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Bankrupt

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

Gone from asking David Coote his thoughts on the current standard of PL officiating to playing for Wigan, fair play.

[s. @OnlyWilo_]

not cutting my hair until i shake hands 5 times in a row

[Will @4554_w]

Junior Hoilett in gta 6

[Ethan 🇨🇲 @tebzafc]

Kai Havertz 2025/26

[SS @Sxkariya]

“Listen erm u fink i give a fock about charity shiuld turkish ive seen the treble quadroople cenchurions im not arsed come back to me when you’ve lifted one of these *knocks temu ucl trophy*”

[sufferer @carIlocked]

Tried solar eclipse gimmick and now i gotta choose a name for my guide dog

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

We’ll take it from here pal 👋

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

So was you begging it then would you say

[Arvin @sozirv]

We don't threaten people with leaking DMs

[👀 @tetagoon]

Bruno Guimarães, Vinicius Junior, Julian Alvarez, Max Dowman

[James. @afcjxmes]

This looks like they've cobbled together some old Arsenal gear from lost property ffs

[fai @oonlyarsenalfc]

Just seen a Fabio Viera training pic