@prowlerita Varka is my ideal of a man in games, he’s like, the guy every boy strives to be, he’s MY hero and if some weird hate comes his way, i know it’s just plain EVIL
@mavuikahumper Varka’s got the strategy, manpower, experience, raw strength, undefeated in combat, even fates are on his side, he’s perfect here, and you will hear it from me
Elden Ring is honestly the only example of popular fantasy I can think of where mythology is treated as mythology and the events only make thematic, not practical sense
Managed to fulfill all victory conditions playing as the Visigoths on Total War: Attila and my wife didn't care at all. Only ~2% of players have achieved this.
But when I start fashioning spears and practising the testudo formation with my mates suddenly we're getting divorced. FML.