MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡

324 mo. old | yo wassup, just got a haircut, weather’s nice, feelin like a slut, what we doin tn | Aspiring DILF | Stack Northern Frontier | Chris of @3oldheads

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

I think I'm gonna start a thread of funny stuff my mother has said to me

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Someone pulled up to the Portal in Poland with a FUCK THE COWBOYS sign 😂

The Philly x Poland alliance has officially started

(via gab_roxx, TikTok)

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

No way 377 for Berserk came out 😭😭😭 the lord is answering my prayers

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

I need to master the crackhead lean, shit seems like a good stretch

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Saw a guy open a new DM, not even watch the video, insta like it and close it. King shit

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

I think I’m taking Hellen Keller in a shootout against Stevie Wonder

[Kevin Negandhi @KevinNegandhi]

Being a Philly fan last 24 months
2022
-Phillies blow WS after 2-1 series lead
2023
-Eagles blow 2nd half lead in SB
-Sixers blow G6, G7 to Celtics
-Phillies blow G6, G7 in NLCS
-Eagles start 10-1, crash & burn
2024
-Sixers lose to Knicks 1st rd
-Phillies lose to Mets in NLDS

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

If y'all see me hitting this, don't talk to me

[Cynical @thegamersjoint]

imagine hitting the dusk in the club 😏

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Every morning, this guy with a big ass speaker hanging on his neck plays the wildest music, yesterday was Mo Money Mo Problems

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

He talking like Skeletor

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’m with bro here

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Getting money isn’t enough anymore, I’m about to start making meth in a desert

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Y’all ever just see a racist neck

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

JUST POPPED A PERC (5mg Melatonin)

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

@1st_2_the_party Idk I feel like I could match his vibe, like peep bro

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

If I was talking to Gilgamesh, I’d tell him about Kendrick Vs Drake beef

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

I just got smoked by trying to pick up my fucking skateboard, I’m washed today

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

I would’ve caught the Hindenburg like a TD pass from Jalen Hurts

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Slammin whiskey with a black and pink Walkman at 3:07pm

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

I could break out of this

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How the scold’s bridle silenced victims

[🎞️ Zack D. Films]

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Need to get the Xehanort cut

[MF DILF OHAN EASTBARNES (level-105) (401/809) 📡 @MF_CHRISFULTON]

Dropped my camera today. Really on edge and about it crash tf out