Dark Side Of Me

if you can’t hang... cut the motherfucking cord

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#UnknownConspiracyTheories
puppies are made from scratch

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#InsteadofCandyIGot eye-candy😍

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Dry mouth
#ZombieBiteSideEffects

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@DavaStarr Only when he drops the soap 🧼

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@Acidic_Blonde Nothing like big red sweet juicy 🍅

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#ThingsIJustDontUnderstand
Lysol cocktails 🍹🧉🍷🍸🥃

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@DavaStarr 😂😂😂

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#MusicTodayIn5Words
Instrumental music soothes the soul.

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@Acidic_Blonde i’m hanging mid-line straight down the middle...

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@Teesa_Michele first thing in the morn, by the time the evening news roll around you’ll be too slopped to give a shit

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@Acidic_Blonde that finger has four segments... there’s a dick head on that finger

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@loret826 @sko12 due to the toilet paper shortage...
i wouldn’t put that shit in my shopping cart.

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everyone of those dumb motherfuckers just infected themselves over a roll of fucking toilet paper.

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@BlueVotr the audasscity

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@Spiritual_1981

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#HowYouKnowYouAreBroke
Waiting for the next rain so you can do laundry b/c you didn’t pay the water bill.

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it’s mid-march and mf’ers continue to downplay and pamper the virus... like a piece of fucking cotton candy

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@_TheRealDeath i can think of a worthy few

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chilling with the human and keeping a tight lip
#MomentsOfWTF

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@fred035schultz we’re all infected so this will be a harvest they’ll never forget

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@cleaningtowels @Sckswithsandals 99.9% of my co-workers do