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I’m the funniest person I know

[MF @MF_theRealist]

This shit has me DYING every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i love my cousin!
#IDontWannaTacoBoutIt

[Fave @faveskip]

I really deserve an ovo chain given the number of times I’ve streamed this album 😭 @Drake

[Teknologia @Teknologia_]

Beyoncé said:
“It’s not the cheating that hurts, it’s the type of bitches he cheats with. Now I gotta look her in her eyes and see she’s had half of me and she ain’t even half of me.” If this ain’t the realest shit I’ve ever heard

[𝙰𝚁𝚄𝙱𝙾𝚈 ★ @aruboyserafr]

“My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions.” 😤

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

btchs hate when they can't get a reaction outta you, now they gotta sit there mad by they self 😂

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

a man actually changing his ways in order to keep you is what actually speaks volumes

[MF @MF_theRealist]

Sad fat bitch still lurking 🤣🤣🤣
Poor thing

[MF @MF_theRealist]

Mom comes through REAL strong. With back up too.

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

no one comes through like your fucking mother.

[MF @MF_theRealist]

Someone did this one time and I almost hit his ass in the face.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

jiggle her arm fat mid argument, bet she’ll shut the fuck up

[MF @MF_theRealist]

No complaints this way 🙂‍↔️

[𝐗𝐈𝐕🐿 @EvaPeach338101]

if i like her & she fuck me right, i’m buyin her shit IDC 😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[MF @MF_theRealist]

I was just saying this.

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

real marijuana smokers don’t eat edibles

[MF @MF_theRealist]

Nah frfr mans unlocked a whole new level to my shit 😎

[Ms.Denise Nicole @Ms_DeniseNicole]

I cream on it soon as it go in cause I’m already stimulated mentally

[MF @MF_theRealist]

@KingIDG5F IJS 😂😂😘

[MF @MF_theRealist]

Homie tried to say since we used to talk back in the day he deserved free nudes.

My response: “Drake used to perform for free but he doesn’t anymore.” 😂😘

[miia @miiagarro]

never been hated by someone i would switch face cards with so idgaf

[Jesse @jniz4president]

"What kinda man are you? A middle one."🤣

[MF @MF_theRealist]

This last one was tough. I cried. At work. Multiple times. In one day. Bro. 😂💀😂💀😂

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me to EVERYTHING the few days leading up to my period

[Roi Écume 🤴🏾😈🪬 @KingIDG5F]

I’m cutting niggas off at the kneeees, there aint no standing on business with me…..

[MF @MF_theRealist]

@KingIDG5F You’ve called me both!!!!!!! It’s been an evolving nickname since senior week 2011 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MF @MF_theRealist]

@KingIDG5F I was like huh? Me? Lmao