Mallory

Lawyer. Feminist. Cats. Taylor Swift. Football. If a man talks shit then I owe him nothin'

[Mallory @MG12989]

If @ConnorZilisch can run 4 hours in the fog in a prototype at the Rolex 24, we can run some #NOAPS laps in the fog. Just follow CZ. It will be fine. #NASCAR

[Mallory @MG12989]

@grok who is this actress

[Mallory @MG12989]

@MattWeaverRA Any estimate a lawyer gives you go ahead and add at least 25%. We are notoriously terrible at time estimates.

[Mallory @MG12989]

@grok How do you know Taylor Swift visited my profile?

[Mallory @MG12989]

“There’s nothing more infuriating than a man in flip flops.” - @SarahHardin

Just live tweeting the night like the old days.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

You can enjoy the reputation (taylor’s version) era no matter when you became a Taylor Swift fan, but respect those of us who were on the front lines fighting for our lives.

This is our era.

[Mallory @MG12989]

Tonight’s #GRAMMYs are for Karyn. We miss you, babe.

[Mallory @MG12989]

She’s coming. #reputationtaylorsversion

[Mallory @MG12989]

@SNFonNBC @Jaguars 1) who wants to tell them the middle cat is a leopard, not a jaguar and
2) who wants to tell them jaguars don’t live in Africa

[Mallory @MG12989]

@lavenderhaaze @ashley_8123 I agree with this on the bottom right. I have it and have to treat it more delicately than my eras merch. It’s SUPER thin. Like more of a t-shirt material than a sweatshirt. I actually wore it to the eras tour.

[Mallory @MG12989]

Those who survived #ErasTour Gillette Night 2 watching @taylorswift postpone #erastourargentina like….

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Breaking: Taylor Swift Is Sitting With Travis Kelce's Mom At the Chiefs Game
https://t.co/FU9bnF2qa4

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

all the girls putting on the chiefs/bears game

[rach ☆ the life of a fangirl @rachelxlily]

Hands up if you’re known as the Taylor Swift girl at work and get told what she’s doing even though you know 🙋‍♀️

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

I think non-lawyers have absolutely no grasp of how unserious the law is 90% of the time

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

13 days since Taylor Swift's 13th Gillette Stadium show calls for a giveaway!

RT and follow us to enter to win a custom #13 Swift jersey!

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

You asked, we listened!

RT and follow us to enter to win a 2nd custom #13 Swift jersey!

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

in my taylor swift 𝘦𝘳𝘢 ✨

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

13 years ago Taylor Swift played her first Gillette Stadium show.

1 week until she plays her 13th.

RT and follow to enter to win a custom #13 Swift jersey!