An old veteran was looking through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asked him, “Have you visited France before?”
“Yes,” replied the old man.
Sarcastically she responded, “Well surely you should know to have your passport ready,” to which he answered, “I didn't have to show it last time.”
“Impossible!!” she barked.
The old man looked her straight in the eye and said, "Last time, when I landed on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find a dadgum Frenchman to give it to.”
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@FrysFoodStores I’ve been shopping at Fry’s for 33 years. This afternoon, I left. At 5:30pm, you had only two checkout lanes open. Long lines for self checkout. I left my cart full and went to a competitor. Prices have soared and your customer service has plummeted. Bye!
@TheStakeClerk My great great grandfather Peregrine Sessions led his company into the valley on Sept 24th! The many animals with them threatened to destroy crops the earlier pioneers had planted, so they travelled north of Salt Lake to establish Sessions Settlement, later known as Bountiful.
You may have heard a rumor that someone saw me somewhere using a walker or a wheelchair. Well, it’s not a rumor.
From time to time, I’m having a small challenge with my balance. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised when little issues arise as I near the century mark.
Gratefully, my heart is good, my spirit is strong as are my legs, and my brain still works.
I love you my dear brothers and sisters, and am grateful every day to serve the Lord and you.
Little challenges with balance should be the least of our worries. Onward and upward!