Honey Lavender

Eagle Scout | Class A CDL Holder | US Army Veteran

PFP: Hopeless Silver

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@DHSgov @GovernorVA Lose the masks, you domestic terrorist pieces of shit.

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@Zomboidwastaken @RealConorOil To self-report lol

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@F4llenD @HuntressSellia 1930's Germany should have taught you that fascists do not spare collaborators. As soon as you stop being useful to them (aka as soon as us trans folk get completely disappeared), you'll get the exact same treatment from the asshats in charge.

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@greg16676935420 Crash course from Dev lol

https://t.co/vS2t4nFTKB

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@greg16676935420 Yes. If you know the keyway (Schlage) and the bitting code (the ridges and valleys they redacted), you can straight up just cut a key for that lock. Shit's red team 101... which makes not posting unredacted pictures of your keys blue team 101

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@WhiteHouse Fucking rich coming from an administration which has expressly stated it's doing and/or intends to do exactly that... something tells me they exempted themselves from this threat SMH

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@RepJackKimble a) What a fucking joke. Congress is supposed to pay like shit, specifically so that a person won't make a career of it.

b) No fucking shot PAO would've signed off on this LMFAO

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@DHSgov Chameleon carrier ahh moment SMH

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@HamptonAc_ Also, side note, because that barber line bothers me like nothing else. Even when I was active duty, I only had to hit up the barber every other week. Nobody needs 2 haircuts a week SMH

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@HamptonAc_ >Bottle service

Lose that shit. It's billionaire bullshit. That alone brings guy into the black.

Also, $900/mo in haircuts? Twice a week? Excessive as fuck. Cut that back.

Roll DD into the eating out budget, and cut in half.

So much fucking waste; learn to budget, guy

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@Shadzey1 Who the hell bans carrying a trauma kit?!

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@dmbkparker Good thing you were specific on that one, because I'm going within the same platform. Behold, the Coast Guard's variant, developed from the SH-60 Seahawk (which was developed from the UH-60 Blackhawk), which has rescued many a poor soul from the jaws of death: the MH-60T Jayhawk

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@JenRuthGreen Ma'am, I recommend you lead by example. If anyone under you posted this exact tweet, they'd be in front you recommended for a field grade article 15, that OPSEC is so damn poor.

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@chirno_helmet We're actually a hybrid nation; legally, we adopted the metric system as our preferred system of measurement in 1988. But it'll cost *a lot* to completely convert, so we're stuck essentially using both metric and standard

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

Some 20 years ago, I wouldn't have cared. But I've legitimately gone into heat stroke when I was younger, which means it's easier to get it again... so it's actually a problem now.

Just another way some states treat us drivers like subhuman filth, TBH.

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

Shout out to the State of New York (@NYGov) for the fact that I'm expected to sleep in an Easy Bake Oven while passing through because I'll get fined if I dare run the truck's air conditioning (which would require the engine to be running

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@ConservFurry99 @SethFromFlorida For good reason. Damn things are bulletproof so long as they're properly maintained. Easier to maintain, too, thanks to not being so thoroughly computerized as newer trucks are.

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@ConservFurry99 @SethFromFlorida Running a '20 International while I look for a more ideal replacement truck. Recently had to write off my '99 Freightliner when the motor blew; would've cost more to fix than it was worth. It's getting hard to find an older tractor in good condition for a reasonable price, sadly

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@ConservFurry99 @SethFromFlorida Biology can take a long walk off a short pier. Entire field's been weaponized by a demographic that stopped paying attention in 5th grade and refuses to acknowledge scientific advancements because they're inconvenient.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just some dumbass truck driver.

[Honey Lavender @MGE_Dawn]

@pepsi Pepsico and being loaded/unloaded in a timely fashion (impossible).

Greetings from your Urbandale, IA plant, where the detention clock is running and I'm not even in a door yet.