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[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

McDonald’s fries taste like cardboard, but I got to have em

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Branded hand sanitizer. Make sure your company is maintaining health standards! Link in bio for details! https://t.co/okV02NDUW3

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/pDNd4eIHrZ

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Trading one jacket for the other. @ Shark Pit Jiu Jitsu https://t.co/j9azxIlhbZ

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

I've never used it... but @tiktok_us seems like it's the new @VineCreators ... am I wrong?

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

@Starbucks Awwwwwweee shuckssss

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Birthdays can be hard. @starbucks always here to soften the blow. https://t.co/rY76kyZ81O

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Food was good though. And we got free cookies and an upsized drink... so all in all a good time.

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Been sitting in @BurgerKing drive thru for 15 minutes. Terrible.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately
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[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

#savespiderman https://t.co/dhwWMY5nVR

[Constantinos Metaxas @metaxasmariatos]

Sony: Ends Spider-Man deal with Disney

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Every mcu fan:

#savespiderman

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

@johnbcrist have you played this??? Adjective: "Touchy Feely" Noun: Blind Bartimaeus. Guys! Guys! https://t.co/U2zdQdegSs

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

@johnbcrist @adamcarolla Now they say “your car is not a phonebooth” so this picture shouldn’t exist

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Gentlemen, if your wife doesn't know absolutely everything about you, it's likely because you're hiding something. Since the two of you are one flesh, it's only a matter of time until she finds out. It's better to be open and in the light than suffering in the dark.

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Does it still count if I wake up at 6 am to go to work? @6amCLUB #6amClub

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

No such thing as hot n ready @littlecaesars ooltewah since the new inventory management system 🕙🕞🕠🕥⌚️#hotnready #littlecaesars

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

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[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

God approved. #chickfila #ooltewah @ Ooltewah, Tennessee https://t.co/1JGAmvoIQm

[Michael Garrison CAS @MGGarrison]

Live in the Spirit https://t.co/8jQhffQyjz