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Samir1 and SumirA to battle for title of Sameer, Lord of Albumin. Either way, sources say Raahb Raahgaahs still runs the plan. #DOMLeaks

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Only reason Shaan Khurshid stayed at MGH was because he finally found someone who could *actually* cut his hair. #DOMLeaks #Kiyo

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Triage to MICU. 4-pressor shock. Intercepted page from Herzberg "Resource RN wants to confirm pt has critical care needs. Thx." #DOMLeaks

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Latest US News and World Report to List NWH as #1 LTACH in Massachusetts! Congrats to #2 Holy Family and #3 Anna Jacques! #DOMLeaks

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@ AlexHarding, can we borrow your pants? Asking for a friend #RobbieGoldstein #DOMLeaks

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Maximillian König & Zöe Gottlieb to form special umlaut coalition. Sources report Raäj Mehta & Isaäc Smith to lead intern faction. #DOMLeaks

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Sean Spencer to be pulled as DOM Press Secretary for having fewer citations than JFabianScheid. #DOMLeaks

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Jay Vyas authorizes Pet Therapy dogs to be used in place of elderly pharmacists at rapid responses to increase DOM profit margin #DOMLeaks

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Armstrong calls annual PPD screening "the biggest witch hunt in DOM history" #DOMLeaks

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According to Kathleen Finn, re-institution of Stemmler Attending Walk Rounds expected to "Make the Bigelow Great Again" #DOMLeaks

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Alt-DOM: Turnout at Armstrong's State of the DOM Address reportedly largest crowd in Grand Rounds History! #MaketheDOMGreatAgain

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LIVER ROUNDS TONIGHT @ ALIBI at 7:15PM

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Armstrong admits that the reason for "bowl of eggs" addition to Salad day was to stop residents from being "Whiny Little Bitches" #DOMLeaks

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Interns report Dave Nagle and Arielle Medford unable to stop Steph Rutledge from laughing during "intimidating" intern photo. #DOMLeaks

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Feared Czar/SAR Aniruddh Patel said to be quietly plotting his revenge on countless admin staff perceived to have wronged him. #DOM-Leaks

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Residency Special ?Councel/?Counsel/?Council appointed to investigate what Sawalla is really doing at 4am. #DOMLeaks

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Armstrong told residents that she sidelined "nut job" Hasan to "ease pressure" on inquiry into firing of Dan Hunt #DOMLeaks

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Lumish, using influence over the "Dark Web", perpetrates mass hack to "Opt-In" entirety of the SAR Class. #DOMLeaks

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Jeff Min, in eager anticipation of #ClinEd status, studs earlobe with bling in hopes of being mistaken for Jeff Greenwald. #DOM-Leaks

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Tom Lynch abandons post as "Two Things" Chairman for private sector (aka $$$), citing "nobody reads this shit anyway". #DOMLeaks