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[DevelopTim📊 @DjTimmy_MNI]

People actually asking who is the fourth person is EXACTLY the reason why this remake is being done lol

[‏ً @itsnwts]

No we don’t, lmao that’s why we don’t have any kids.

[BIG- CALA🐘 @festus69629]

🚨BREAKING: Diego Simeone on Julian Alvarez refusing to train.

🗣️Diego Simeone:
"Honestly, at first to protect the player and the club we said he wasn’t feeling well. That was to keep things calm outside.

But right now, he’s going too far. I spoke with him personally, man to man. And the response I got from him was not what I expect from a professional wearing this badge.

So now, any decision the club decides to take, he deserves it. Simple.

If he refuses to play for Atletico Madrid, then we will loan him to a club he will never imagine. Somewhere outside Spain, where he can think about his choices.

We have given him 2 days to find another club. Outside La Liga. If he fails to do that, then I’m sorry... I can’t say what will happen next. But something big will happen.

At Atletico, we fight. We respect the shirt. Nobody is bigger than this club.

[George 🇬🇪 @George_Zur1]

The Arsenal

[Arielle Phillips @SprinkleM0nster]

Screw the rules. I'm declaring an early Halloween this year in honor of you, Tim. Rest easy, king 💜🎃

[Tyler Ratcliff @TylerRatcliff17]

I’m not sure who taught this kid this joke, but I know they’re in trouble. On the other hand this is quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard🤣🤣

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

We are so back

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

THROWBACK: A year ago today, Arsenal lil bro'd Spurs and stole away Eberechi Eze, leading to the mother of all meltdowns...

18+ GambleAware

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Mikel Artera confirms MLS “100%” stays at Arsenal this season.

Finally, put to bed.

[iPodKingCarter @ipodkingcarter]

BRO WTF.

[Dlanor_Jay @dlanor_jay]

Y’all will keep talking about Gyokeres, while bro will keep walking away with dem trophies 😮‍💨

Champions League next 🔜

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

First we went to Brentford and took their best goalkeeper.

Then we went to West Ham and took their captain and best player.

Then we went to Newcastle United and took their captain and best player.

Now we’ve just gone to Aston Villa and taken their best player.

Watch out Manchester City, we might come for Erling Haaland next season.

Don’t worry @ManUtd, your Hondas are safe.

[joe @joelxver]

She was ready to make history that day.

#DragRace

[Dlanor_Jay @dlanor_jay]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal won a trophy

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

No matter how sad you feel

Potatoes, in one form or another, can help

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

In case you’re having a bad day.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Don’t even think about it, @Arsenal.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

After review, West Ham number 19 commits a foul on the goalkeeper. Final decision is direct free kick.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

When times were tough, a Hale End boy stood up while many of his more senior teammates hid.

You gave fans hope when we needed it most.

Your role in the rebuild will never be forgotten.

Happy 26th birthday, Emile Smith Rowe! ❤️

[Jamie 🤘🏼🍊🍷 @zerkeymd]

can someone in production keep giving Simon those energy shots cos wtf was this 😭