Its only me.

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[Wild Clips @JCFights]

A pilot in Holland had the cockpit fly open mid-flight and somehow landed the plane anyway. Imagine getting blasted with air in your eyes at that speed. It took her nearly 29 hours before she could fully see again

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

She done knocked da damn fish unconscious wit da cabbage

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I just looked at the date, there’s no way we are making it to pay day.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when i Actually have to do work at The job I applied for

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.

[caratbong water @voboed]

this lady havent been on the ground since 2010

[Andres 🧢 @AndyX27_]

Es exactamente la propuesta de matrimonio que imagino entre dos mejores amigos que prometieron casarse a los 30 si seguían solteros

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Dolomz @Dolomzz]

I love how you can tell he didn’t really want to kick water on her meanwhile she drenched his clothes in less than a minute lmaooo

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

I know nothing about basketball but I heard Knicks are like Arsenal and are in a final with a team called Spurs? Let’s go New York Knicks!!!

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

do hamsters not have bones

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ela fingindo que n viu pra vê se ele sumia kkkkk

[Mamba🐍 @Mamba0205]

La viande est tellement blanche que je pensais que c’était de la mozzarella ptdrrrr

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Ages 25–30 are really tough. You’re dealing with a shrinking friend group,aging parents,fixing the financial mistakes from ur early 20s,your career and your health. You’ve gotta find time to heal your mind. You just have to.

[tas 🌻 @_tahs1n]

Mine was Chingford Morrisons. Why do you have a BBL in Chingford Morrisons.

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

wait this is so cute. i love my body <3

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody