Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus

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A novelist, a flash fiction writer & a CNF writer walk into a bar.

Novelist: I haven't had a drink since that one night long ago.
FFW: Drinks drink me.
CNFW: My father drank. Then he beat me with inflated balloons.
Bartender: None of you have any money, get out.

#writing

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

@Ellipsis_Zine Right! I'm on it.

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@Ellipsis_Zine Here is an image of the cat. I didn't take any photos of my delicious chicken.

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

@Ellipsis_Zine The locally-raised chicken breasts I grilled two nights ago were sublime. My new cat turns 1-year-old this month. I think there will be rain this coming Saturday.

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@Ellipsis_Zine My flabber is 100% gasted.

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

My credentials as a serious writer are impeccable. Well into adulthood, I spent Saturday mornings squeezing the literary juice from Hanna-Barbera cartoons & crappy horror movies. The result? My story "The Saturday Roger Became So Hungry." It's coming to @HAWKEYE_mag in late July!

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@Annalou8 Thank you so much, David!

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

My credentials as a serious writer are impeccable. Well into adulthood, I spent Saturday mornings squeezing the literary juice from Hanna-Barbera cartoons & crappy horror movies. The result? My story "The Saturday Roger Became So Hungry." It's coming to @HAWKEYE_mag in late July!

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

@andrewbertaina This film has good potential to be adapted into a novel.

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

@ricketywhite Thanks, Rick. Whatever I get, I grab it with my hot sticky hands.

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

I'm dizzy with joy because my instruction manual "Disemployment Guidelines" will be published this August by Flight: A Literary Sampler, a wonderful up-and-coming journal.

https://t.co/ZP07e6EprA

You don't know them, they use a different social media platform & live in Alaska.

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@ricketywhite I'm a formidable influencer, Rick. I just put in a new roll of fax paper and will be distributing your story all night.

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Here's ol' @ricketywhite at his best. An unsettling display of fabulous fabulism that will linger for a while. Rick pours his heart into stories like this one so he can break yours. He can't be stopped.

[Rick White @ricketywhite]

I have a new fiction in @pocketsmag today called “2007: The Summer the Smoking Ban Came into Place.” If, like me, you’re a bit confused about where the last (almost) two decades have gone then why not give it a read? 🐈‍⬛ 🎃 👻 🖤

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@thedrevlow Why would scammers target a writer? Writers don't have any money.

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@ricketywhite Them wild-eyed boys that had been away?

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@MatherSchneider Yes, that one's a keeper. Powerful.

Jack Hammer
Trip Wyer
Sandy Krack
Marv Ellis

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@MatherSchneider Mike Smith
Mikael Grant-Smythe
Smitty
Mick Schmidt
Miguel Herrero
Dammit Michael

[Michael Grant Smith is on Semi-Neo-Quasi-Hiatus @MGSatMGScom]

@RevolutionJohnM Sheldon was talented, hardworking, and incredibly kind. As an editor he was always upbeat and personable. I will miss him.

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@Normal_Chuck @NewWorldWriting That is some fine writing, Chuck.

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@MatherSchneider Social media wants perfect grill marks on your feet.