Michelle Giuseffi

Professional bookworm. Mostly musings on literature and the Bachelor. Views my own.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

@MetroNorth Thank you. I can’t imagine this is the safest the train could be with all these people standing.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Ending a long hiatus from this platform to ask @MetroNorth what exactly I have to do to get an additional car added to the 7:22 train out of East Norwalk.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

@svershbow Pretty casual. The groom is wearing a linen suit and it says sundresses are fine.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Wow. Mrs. Obama and Oprah are giving me the best birthday present. Cancel my plans. This is how I'm ringing in 32!

[Crown Publishing @CrownPublishing]

We are thrilled to see that @MichelleObama and @Oprah's conversation from THE LIGHT WE CARRY book tour is being shared on @netflix!

Tune in on 4/25 to hear them talk about THE LIGHT WE CARRY, self-confidence, friendship, and more.

#TheLightWeCarry

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

@maddieranno Um same.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

@CaseMadsen_ This sounds like a Mercury Retrograde problem 👎🏻

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Someone suggested that a book published in 2000 is older than me, so from now on, I am 22. I will not be taking questions at this time.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Sure, your hero won his court case, but to me this is a reminder that my abuser won mine too. This is why women don’t speak up. Because even when we do, no one really hears us.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Can make a three layer cake, no problem. Burns popcorn every time. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

The fastest mile I’ve ever run was fueled by rage the day Kavanaugh was confirmed. Do we beat the record today?

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

@AlexBanayan Thank you!

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

At 31, my “fuck it, it’s my birthday” indulgence is setting the thermostat at a luxurious 71 degrees.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

No one asked, but I love this book, and you should read it.

[Dr.Katherine Sharp Landdeck @katelanddeck]

Today is the 2nd anniversary of my book being published. 4-21-20 was a date I'd worked toward for 25 years. Then.... Birthed into a less than ideal world, it's here to stay & I am celebrating w thanks. First, the greatest lit agent ever @jenmarshall3 who I can never thank enough.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Got on the subway going uptown instead of downtown, so yea, I guess I should go back to Connecticut now. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Should I be concerned about this mystery pain is this just what it’s like being 30?

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Someone complimented the organization of my fridge yesterday, and honestly, it’s the best compliment I’ve gotten in a while.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

What I really want for my upcoming 31st birthday is a beautiful AM/PM vitamin organizer.

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Me at 8:30am: I’m gonna start work early today! I had so much to do!

Me at 8:32am: What if I rearranged my whole work space?

[Michelle Giuseffi @MGiuseffi]

Want to clear out your sinuses? Allow me to suggest moving.