RyanEarlesComedy

Rapper turned open mic comedian

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@hoodyz_w @Wedgebuster515 After one of my friends died, multiple women came out saying they were dating when they didn't even talk. One was saying it to a family member not knowing it was his family. Trying to get sympathy at work.

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@Wedgebuster515 I saw the argument the other day that the liberals own all the oil companies and that is why gas is high.

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@Wedgebuster515 I had avoided the political ads for a bit, but I started watching a show with ads. Politicians are the worst. I'll never understand liking/trusting any of them.

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Sometimes I think about how big @KILLTONY has gotten, and wonder what The Iron Patriot thinks of it all.

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@luisjgomez It was the Iron Patriot. The White Board thought it WAS the show, and had to go.

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@Wedgebuster515 At this point the food is cancer, the water is cancer, the phones are cancer etc...I've just accepted that cancer is unavoidable, so I'm just going to ingest whatever makes me happy.

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@bigjayoakerson @YouTube @YouTubeCreators Someone is embarrassed they caught nodding off on camera.

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@Wedgebuster515 Yeah, I can't even be mad at that. That was super disrespectful.

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I paid for Gilly and Keeves - The Special when it came out. Just went to watch it again and my purchase has expired. I'm not going to buy it a second time. Disappointing.

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@WedgeBuster88 I did all the night stuff with Ellis. She said her ex made her do it all with her daughter so I could do it all. Ultimately it just built a bond with my Son.

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How many Clementines can you eat in a row before it's considered a sin?

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@luisjgomez I don't think anyone should be shocked. I'll miss him on the show, but he clearly has a path he's on, and couldn't do LoS forever. It's already going to be struggle as he gets bigger and people pull up clips.

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@WedgeBuster88 I'm hoping it blows up in their face.

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@luisjgomez Personally, I always laughed hardest at Dave's one liners. Zac Amico brings that same ability. Soder is the dream. Butterly if he was still in NY. I think it would still be great with 2 hosts and 3 guests.

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@PWRevolver @TrustInPhil @pwponderings @OfficialPWI @TheBadReed @Kelly_WP @WLDCRASH @AtrocityKrule @itsbrandonde @TheBrentOakley @SeanRossSapp When do tickets go on sale for April 3rd?

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@WedgeBuster88 We'd be up in Statik at 16 watching girls younger than us with 21+ wristbands leaving with dudes in their 20s. Wild times.

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@WedgeBuster88 The jokes write themselves.

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@luisjgomez Doctors are pushing it like crazy. My last doctors visit felt like a sales pitch. He kept wanting to get some off brand compound from some company in Tennessee he has a connection at.

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This ICE shooting in Minneapolis is tough. Most angles make it seem the driver was at fault. One angle shows an officer trying to open her door, and her trying to drive away.

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Decided to watch an old Super Bowl. Watching Super Bowl 20 Bears vs Patriots. I'm at half. I never knew what an ass whooping this game was. No wonder people talk about the '85 Bears the way they do.