Mister Hankey

[Dr. Cole @1drcole]

An 80-year-old man wanders off from a G7 photo op like he’s looking for the dessert table, and the entire lineup of world leaders has to start shouting “other side!” like they’re herding a confused golden retriever. But sure, tell us again how this is just “Trump being energetic” or “he saw something shiny.”

The same people who spent years turning every Biden misstep into a four-alarm dementia fire are now pretending a leader who can’t even stay in formation for a picture is the picture of commanding presence. Incredible.

This isn’t a minor gaffe. It’s the visual of what happens when you put someone whose best days are clearly behind him in charge of anything that requires basic situational awareness. No handlers yelling in his earpiece this time, no Easter Bunny coming to the rescue — just the President of the U.S. drifting off while the adults in the room have to correct him publicly.

And the cope is already Olympic-level: “He’s 80, cut him slack!” Cool. Then maybe stop pretending he’s the vigorous, sharp-as-a-tack alpha who’s going to outwork everyone. You can’t have it both ways. Either age is a non-issue, and we stop pretending Biden’s age was disqualifying… or it matters, and this is exactly why it matters.

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@krassenstein AND YOU ALL THOUGHT BIDEN WAS OUT TO LUNCH 😵‍💫

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@NancyShedreemz @DemocraticWins THATS RIGHT. TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY IN NOVEMBER AND STOP THE BULLSHIT

[Nancy Nancy @NancyShedreemz]

@DemocraticWins LET'S GO DEMOCRATS!!
GET OUT AND VOTE NO MATTER WHAT!
DON'T LET THE GRIFTING LYING CHEATER THREATEN YOU!
EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE & GET YOUR COUNTRY BACK.
GET RID OF THE HEATHEN ONCE & FOR ALL BY VOTING REPUBLICANS OUT!!
NO EXCUSES!
🌊💙🇺🇸⚖️🗽💙🌊

[ed_franco @ed_franco]

@DemocraticWins Ramaswamy is a nutty MAGA extremist trying to capitalize on Trump's corruption.
Amy Acton is a fighter for Ohio working families and retirees. She will oppose Trump's corruption.
For change, elect Amy Acton Governor of Ohio.
Independents support Amy.

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@DemocraticWins The same Vivek Ramaswamy WHO RAN FOR OFFICE IN PENNSYLVANIA and LOST.

[Tired and Retired @leod1954]

@GOP__Ls The GOP has raised corruption in Texas to Trump levels. In the Texas I grew up in this guy would be in Huntsville prison.

[Lori @laurielloyd2024]

@GOP__Ls

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Ken Paxton was reported to the FBI for accepting hundreds of thousands in bribes.

His own staffers were the ones who reported him.

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@atensnut AND @realDonaldTrump WILL PARDON WHOEVER CAN PAY HiM HIS SHARE Just like the others who were pardoned.

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@LunaForTruth AND HE DOESNT EVEN GIVE A SHIT. And That’s Only What Couldn’t Be HIDDEN.
LOCK THEM ALL UP !

[Luna 🇺🇸 @LunaForTruth]

Kash Patel stole over $1M in bonuses—$8K every 2 weeks to his inner circle.

FBI reserve funds ran dry. OUR tax dollars bounced checks. He built a "payback squad" to target investigators, not criminals.

This is corruption with a badge.
We paid for revenge.
Lock him up.

[keepitquarterly @keepitquarterly]

SEC Rule S7-2026-15 would let public companies stop filing quarterly reports and hide financials for six months. Your savings are in those stocks. Comment is open right now.

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

IF YOU’RE A HUNTER,Outdoorsman Enjoyer Of Solitude In The Forest THIS IS DISASTROUS
AND OUTRIGHT BULLSHIT 👇

[Sammi🦋 @StoriesBySammi]

Fifty years of rules keeping off-road vehicles on designated trails — GONE.

Lifted trucks, ATVs, dirt bikes, snowmobiles.

Anywhere they want. On your public lands.

Nixon protected it. Carter protected it. Trump just erased both quietly on a Friday afternoon.

A grizzly bear will abandon its habitat when there's just one mile of road per square mile. One mile. Now there's no limit on where these vehicles can go.

In the Mojave, desert tortoises have already lost 96% of their population in some monitored areas - partly because off-road vehicles crush their burrows. A federal judge just ordered 2,200 miles of trails closed to protect what's left.

Then Trump signed this.

No designated trails. No boundaries. No framework at all. When vehicles go off trail they shatter habitat into pieces too small for wildlife to survive in. They destroy stream banks. They push predators toward humans. And when that happens, the animals always lose.

There was no vote. No public comment. Just a signature.

Now the agencies tasked with writing replacement rules are the BLM, the Forest Service, and the National Park Service - all under an administration that has spent months dismantling every protection they had.

The Interior Department, led by Doug Burgum, is in charge of most of it. The same Doug Burgum who has opened public lands to drilling, mining, and grazing at every turn.

Don't hold your breath.

When the last quiet place is gone, what do we tell the children who never got to hear it?

#DemsUnited

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@maddenifico READ THE ENTIRE SAVE Act And You’ll See It Isn’t About Voter ID

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Once again, election fraud is 0.000001 — which is virtually non-existent. Hitler secured the Enabling Act of 1933 through a combination of political maneuvering, state terror, and false promises to gain the required two-thirds majority in the Reichstag.

The SAVE Act would allow Trump to gain something similar to Hitler's the Enabling Act of 1933 by giving Trump the power to rig elections, manipulate voter rolls, decide whose vote counts and whose does not, and dissolve American democracy. It would be the end of free and fair elections as we know it — and the beginning of a fascistic reign of terror we would never be able to undo in our lifetime.

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@ToriatheistTori Not Another One of These pedophiles for Trump . Is This What MAGA Is Really About?
AND Was PizzaGate just the @GOP telegraphing their real intentions?

[Mister Hankey @MHankey83491]

@MykhailoRohoza YES HE IS .

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

Trump is banking on you becoming numb.

The pattern is clear. Donate to Trump, get a government contract or watch your federal problems disappear. Get into business with his family, and the White House will make sure Washington works for you. Pay the right people, and you can even buy yourself a pardon and a ticket out of prison. And if you helped him try to steal an election, he’ll call your prosecution an injustice and pardon you too.

This Administration has turned the federal government into a rewards program for political donors and loyalists, and they are counting on the volume of it to wear you down.

This is the most corrupt Administration in American history, and it is not close. I’m doing everything I can to stop it.