Tom

Nomadic lawyer @ the intersection of corporate law and public policy.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

It is a trap to bring you into their tax net ! Take the bait of free registration and the tax bills you will receive eventually will offset the registration fees.

[Corporate Affairs Commission @cacnigeria1]

HOW TO ACCESS THE FG’S FREE 250,000 BUSINESS NAMES REGISTRATION

This is to remind the general public that the Federal Government, under the leadership of His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, had approved 250,000 FREE Business Names Registration to support and stimulate the growth and development of Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) in Nigeria.

Further to the approval, Interested and eligible entrepreneurs are advised to only visit: https://t.co/fUSkoRp97z to register and be part of the beneficiaries of this complete support package for small businesses.

Please Note:

The Corporate Affairs Commission will NOT request payment for this registration.

Beware of fraudsters! Do not pay anyone claiming to fast-track your registration.

Thank you.

Signed:
Management
15th August, 2026

[Tom @MHassanTom]

It would have been more profitable for you if you use the time to fear Allah.

[𝑴𝑵🪜 @mn_almustapha]

Out of the 24 hrs I have everyday day, I use atleast 8 hours to fear women.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@FormulaRauda Says a woman who trafficked her sister to Epstein.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@ameen_amshi This is instructive, coming from SA of the VP 😅

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@rasheed_esq We are in the era of a govt that throws the most implausible and when challenged, they will ask you to go to court knowing they have captured the courts. If this govt wins re-election, Nigerians will see shege pro-max.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@deus__vults Any discipline that relies on mathematical precision will be taken over by AI.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@dawisu Sai yaci zabe next year zai fara squeezing mutane. Yanzu introductory stage ne.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@usouph @BashirAhmaad The main contractor was Italian - Lodigiani Nig. Ltd.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@BashirAhmaad The guy mixed up the facts. The contractor was italian but not the funder. The main contractor was an Italian company: Lodigiani Nig Ltd.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@A6da11ah_M5 This is what is called Performative Public Display of Love. It is all choreographed for the camera.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is the wife of an APC governorship candidate sharing fresh mint of cash to people in order to buy votes.

The stupid blind useless eagle of EFCC has done absolutely nothing and said absolutely nothing since this video went viral on social media.

@officialEFCC SHAME ON YOU.
Compromised incompetent bastards.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@ChiefArchitect_ @_hafsat_paki @Alex_Houseof308 This looks owesome ...

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@gimbakakanda @flyairpeace The sheer arrogance of @flyairpeace is unmatched. It has @NigeriaCAA in its pocket and it treats customers with utter disdain.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

Public confession of immaturity, lack of emotional intelligence and sheer stupidity. 👇

[x!💕 @_rabiatuahmad]

I remember when I told this guy that I was in Kano. He was in Kano too, but he was in Damaturu at the time. We talked that night, and he said he would come and see me saboda a gaisa. The next morning, around 6:40 a.m., ya ɗauko min kira, but I didn’t pick up because I was sleepy

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@onu_slim Stupid policy proposal. The landlords will just jerk up the rent with 50% to offset the tax and pass the burden to the tenants.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@onu_slim This is pure accounting technicality. The repairs, service charge, generator fuel will still be incurred and even at a higher rate in a rented apartment. The house can even serve as collateral to raise capital aside from appreciation in value and the savings on rent.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@Supheey You will explain tire 😅

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@justtiwatope @DrJoeAbah It was b4 the APC calamity when life for the middle-class wasnt hellish. I started my career at a bank and it was the period when young bankers go Dubai and buy the latest tokunbo cars. I didnt follow the trend. I wasnt married then and my emoluments plus staff bank loan helped.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@PremiumTimesng @KwankwasoRM Tsula kayi karya. Cin mutunci ba abu mai kyau bane a siyasa.

[Tom @MHassanTom]

@KwankwasoRM Tsula kayi karya. Cin mutunci ba abu mai kyau ba ne a siyasa.

[Premium Times @PremiumTimesng]

Rarara’s attack song normal in politics, Kwankwaso tells Pantami
https://t.co/jonACGvoSP