Michael

UoH grad, Economics. MSc Finance currently | $ADA

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[22 🥇 @ekitikEraa]

This is by far the greatest Premier League edit I’ve ever seen on this app.

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[Antonie🇪🇸 @tip0DeIncogni]

El mundo entero viendo el España vs Argentina:

[Nick @NickRTFM]

Absolutely brutal for England. Tuchel such an upgrade on Southgate and decides to go so negative so early. Literally asking for it. Playing the defending champs and the greatest player of all time. They had it…

[Andy @LetsTalk_FPL]

Against Spain we were beaten by the better team.

Against Italy it was heartbreaking, we got so close, took them to pens, Rashford sent Donnarumma the wrong way, and still missed, it happens.

This was just pure shite, i really believe we were the better team.

Absolute killer 😢

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We will never forget 2026 Cabo Verde

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

Saliba has 2 hands around Pedro holding him and impeding him from jumping as high as he could’ve otherwise, that’s a foul.
Rice is facing away from the ball, not interested in it, everything he’s doing is purely to impede the attacking team, that’s a foul.
Timber has two arms around Chalobah not allowing him to move, that’s a foul.
Raya superman punches Pedro in the head, that’s a foul

But it’s Chelsea so it never is

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

You just had to be there

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙 Cole Palmer: “Life under Liam Rosenior is amazing, he gives us all confidence”.

“He let us be ourselves, play free. I'm sure when I'm back proper fit you'll see the best of me”, told BBC.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Cole Palmer is the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 player in Premier League history to score three hat-tricks in the first half of a match. 🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@OptaJoe]

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Premier League hat tricks:

❌ Buyako “Star Boy” Saka - ZERO

✅ Cole “Cold” Palmer - FOUR 🥶

What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

🍷 Captain. Leader. Legend.

@JohnTerry26 celebrates the untouchable Premier League record.

[- @NotPaneen]

He might be the only person to hate Arsenal more than me

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Lamine Yamal, welcome to Marc Cucurella’s penitentiary.

[𝐆𝐚𝐣 ✯ @yanitedgaj]

spanish commentary.. goosebumps

[Pys @CFCPys]

Enzo Maresca is truly an unbelievable manager and I mean that. Beating PSG and Barcelona with an aggregate of 6-0 is a joke.

His tactical approaches to big matches are so good, and considering our squad is nowhere near completion, he is doing an amazing job so far this season.

How could you not get behind this man? 💙

[Michael @MHigbee_]

@IrnrnaBeastLoL @Shotzzy @JayTheGam3r Never said it didn’t take skill lad (Takes alot), you’re missing the nuance in what I said😂 But with AA how it is, you just can get some easier kills. It’s fine apart from that, I agree with you. In fact Sib in the final was trying to be too aggressive with it, so got countered.

[Michael @MHigbee_]

@Nadeshot @ScrappyNJ @TJHaLy We’re acting as if we didn’t play with specialists for 3 separate yrs preCDL, where you could smite people down like you were basterd Zeus, or go fucking invisible like Sue storm, meaning free kills. Now a 0 attachment snipe is OP? Yeah could use less AA, but mfs need to lock in.

[Michael @MHigbee_]

@Shotzzy @JayTheGam3r It takes away skill in one facet (Gives easier/cheesy kills etc), but adds in team play, and having to be cognisant at all times of their sniper, or they will pull you apart. We had specialists in comp for 3 years pre CDL, funny how a no attachment sniper is now the new ‘OP’.