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[Melissa @MHilton93]

Imagine being dogged for wanting to be a good father/partner? Madness

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Jeremy Doku has been criticised for saying he wants to leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be with his wife when she gives birth to their first child.

[Kara @UTDKarra]

No red card for hair pulling today in the game between Brentford and Fulham.

Guess what? Not a Manchester United player… shame on you @FA_PGMOL

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[Melissa @MHilton93]

Denied the contact on Amad for the same thing at the other end, fuck off

[Melissa @MHilton93]

Cool as a cucumber Lammens

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

[Melissa @MHilton93]

@Mubarak_mubious When people buy the homeless food/drinks and have to video their interaction

[Melissa @MHilton93]

The most enjoyable game for a long long time, well fucking deserved 👏🏼

[Melissa @MHilton93]

What a fucking game of darts that was #DartsWorldChampionship

[Melissa @MHilton93]

How the fuck have we fell asleep after that first half??

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Nahhhhhh Paddy Power have outdone themselves again hahahaha

Some of them were ready for a full on scrap 😭😭😭

[Melissa @MHilton93]

@astr0l0gyjunkie Medik8 recovery cream!

[Lloyd Lewis 💙 @LloydGeorge57]

You need to sit the fuck down.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You’re a little slow to the party.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Amad rightfully booked for winning the ball with a good tackle.

[Melissa @MHilton93]

Christ alfuckingmighty

[Melissa @MHilton93]

@Betfair I’m going to give those the benefit of the doubt who clicked unfair, finger must’ve slipped

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Aston Villa asking about Sancho