Mary Horton

Always keeping it classy

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@tina_brennan5 thanks for a great math sesh! Ready to go into #2020-2021 year with a math block that has #numbersense and #fluencypractice. #sccsd

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ShmannyShmorton A real “stable” dunce. 😜

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Winter Storm Grayson appears to be turning away from the East Coast, possibly because it can’t compete with the shit-storm in Washington.

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@MrsFrannyFrey @ShmannyShmorton Don’t worry, @ShmannyShmorton has it memorized 🙄

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@jacyjahn Wonder if it’s the ghost from Greece?! @gmizzle7 @elechtenberg

[Last Man On Earth @OfficialLMOETV]

Who should be crowned as the #LastFanOnEarth? 👑 Take a look at our finalists on our page! #LastManOnEarth

[Freybrarian @MrsFrannyFrey]

My husband @Mr_jFrey & I love @LastManFOX...& we loved going as Tandy & Carol last Halloween! #LastFanOnEarth #Contest

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ShmannyShmorton Hopefully by 24, you'll upgrade to grilled cheese and Coors. #grownup

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

School got me like https://t.co/UbfHYmpggf

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ChaseVerb And then Young Panera on Hamilton closed too

[Tyler Walker @tt_walker]

Georgia: I'd like to return this Fitbit

@BestBuy : Sorry it's been over 14 days

Georgia:

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@MrsFrannyFrey I'll have to check out some "Hip Hop Harry" episodes #barneysnextbigthing

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ShmannyShmorton remember when we listened to Now 7? https://t.co/iAJ8XWewER

[Now That's Music! @NOWThatsMusic]

#Blessed with the perfect Summer playlist 🔥🔥🔥
Get NOW 62 feat. Maroon 5, The Weeknd, The Chainsmokers & more! https://t.co/qrgUIhlVJH

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

Dan, you're standing in first position #ballet https://t.co/tLUfJ9OIHK

[Bryan Jordan @BryanJordan10]

When you've been selling hyvee meats all day and you're off at 4 but your boss asks you stay another hour to sell more meats

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ShmannyShmorton around 26, when you are no longer able to be on their healthcare plan.

[Iowa Democrats @iowademocrats]

#MustRead How Iowa Republicans Are Threatening Nurses, Teachers and Poets #ialegis #saveiaworkers https://t.co/ZuriUIWjPD

[D-Ho @ShmannyShmorton]

Happy freaking anniversary to these two love birds. Hoping this New Years lives up to your awesome wedding.

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ShmannyShmorton especially your sister Mary #😢

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@ShmannyShmorton just saw this. That is a classic Sioux City prairie dog shirt.

[Mary Horton @MHoFosho]

@MrsFrannyFrey @phorton8578 @ShmannyShmorton @BuzzFeed IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?