Mia May

ILLUMINATING DARKNESS WITH STROBELIGHTS. Performer, Artist & Mischiefjunkie. Author of the Stripper-Roadtrip-Memoir POLEPOSITION:

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Hi BA, quick q: I was a gold status holder of the Air Berlin Topbonus program. I read somewhere that when joining the BA frequent flyer program my status gets matched with one of your upper tiers. If that is true, how do I go about it? Please advice, thanks!

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honeyhasssss #IBES2017

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titten trash tränendrüse gina lisa hat alles um königin zu werden. readysetgo: #IBES2017

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#ISbekenntsich zu der Scheisse unter Deinen Schuhen.

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#ISbekenntsich zu Deiner Mudda.

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God follows me. classic example of treat em mean keep em keen.

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@reverend_stick 🙈🙈🙈🙈😁🙈🙈🙈🙈😆

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"man I hate the sun!!!" says the teenagegirl in the sunchair and rolls up her little tanktop. #Kreuzberg

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@JamesFrey Ha! I'll send you my thingy today.

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@reverend_stick ahhh so thats life! always wondered.

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when you want to have your leftover sesame chicken for hangoverbreakfast and all the chicken is gone. just sesame. and sauce. some rice 😭

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my favorite animal? Sesame chicken.

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@HouzeFine thanks! I'll look into it! It has been published in Germany though. Looking for English publishing now.

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hobbies: texting, things with food, sleeping, things with money, things with sex, did I say texting? #lovewhatyouhave #glamlyfe

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#TheBibleHasTaughtMe that men everywhere and everytime have always been scared shitless of female power.

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saying "its the worst!" is literally the worst. Almost as bad as the over- and missuse of "literally!". #WordsOfWisdom

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@wrede Du, ist gar nicht unrealistisch. Ich kenne einedieeinekennt, die schon zwei mal ein Eigenheim in ihrem Korb hatte.Passiert wohl öfter

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Grandios @wrede Ich hatte schon ein ganzes Brötchen und viel Bier im Fahrradkorb. Im Moment hoffe ich auf das neue iPhoneSE.

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Auweia: @NielsRuf hat was mit Humor und Tod gemacht. Auch endzürnend: jemand legt Müll in meinen Fahrradkorb. #jesuisniels

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in bed with @JamesFrey (ok, his BrightShinyMornings), coffee & chocolate = Best Sunday! Sweet, sleazy, dark, bright ❤️