I AM THE ๐๐๐๐ - ๐๐๐๐๐ AT PARTIES. I am what livens up a social gathering and am NOT a party - pooper. Meanwhile, the only audience you're getting is 80-year-old retired grandmas.
William's going to say something sappy, and then he'll start SWOONING about how strong and manly but gentle Uncus' hands are and the latter will make a pickup line, yada - yada ... Then comes the wedding, honeymoon, 5 apocalypse children and then we'll be god-fathers together!
Ok, ok ... We temporarily steal all of the colas from the supplies so only one is left. And then they're going to reach for the cola and then ... boom!
Their hands touch at the same time. They make eye - contact, and then Uncus is going to say something really sappy, and thenโ
so for that particular thing, it might be better just to run away. like a little baby. which iโm not, but iโll act like it if it gets me away from harm.
We don't HAVE to let them know! We can just err ... Dis - CREE - tly nudge them together until one of those losers decides to finally confess. And then you'll come out with a camera in hand, and I'll sing one of my hit single love-songs to set the mood -
You're going to be my lovely assistant in a thing I like to call match - making ~ โจ
Oh, and - no, you can't back out of this. I already appointed you and all.
I asked William about it and he kept shushing me like ... twice. I think he's suuuuuuper shy about it.
SO! ( grin. ) You know what we're gonna do today, Ethy-boy ~ ?
( slapping both hands over his mouth. )
SSHHHH !! .... but you see it too, don't you? That INCH of a smile when he's glancing over the big guy. The way they fight together ALL the timeโand ALWAYS plan on where to loot ...
It's total. Textbook. Cruh - shing !