Raymund Martin

Legal Adviser for the MIFV Board of Directors

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@kaiju_ramen If I wasn’t a purely fictional character trope loaded with problematic traits, I’d by gumption be subscribing to your electronical periodical.

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@kaiju_ramen Gary says I should write an article about my “beauty secrets” … whatever that means.

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@CountDraculaDB Varney the Vampire; or, The Feast of Blood is an influential Victorian penny dreadful by James Malcolm Rymer and Thomas Peckett Prest, serialized in the 1840s, that established many vampire tropes like fangs, hypnotic powers, and the sympathetic but tormented vampire.

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@KaijuUnited Tag line: “You’ll believe a Godzilla can run!”

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@Danzilla93_GNP It was my understanding that ‘Queen Kong’ was the greatest Kongsploitation film! Gadzooks! Bamboozled again!

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@C_Furman @Danzilla93_GNP Daimajin can discorporate, turn himself into a spirit ball, and reintegrate — he can control the weather, cause earthquakes, and cannot be harmed by mortal mean. A god does not bow before man’s science. And to quote another diminutive powerhouse: “Size matters not.”

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@TheMonsterIsla1 Also, the “Monster Feet” website (under direct control by the Board of Directors) has been vetted by this office as a legal means of income generation, and features both Crazy Bernice and Regina Reptilicus — reports indicate only those persons with a chicken fetish view regularly

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@TheMonsterIsla1 They took his stapler! It was a red Swingline! The audacity!

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@TheMonsterIsla1 A little birdie told me that you wondered WHO came up with names of the secret government programs. That would be Bob in Accounting. Everyone feared his mercurial actuarial acumen and NEVER gainsaid his opinions!

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@Mr_goji54 Another division of the same organization has been developing a toxin-eating microbe, making the same mistake as the Biollante team and using Titan dna to quicken their product. A sentient sludge kaiju is the result. G fights with both but cannot fully succeed. 2/3

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@Mr_goji54 Biollante and Hedorah can be in the same movie. Biollante is originally created as a means to green the deserts, but the process gets away from the scientists; one of their team used Titan dna as a boost, thus producing the monster. 1/2

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@Mr_goji54 Another division of the same organization has been developing a toxin-eating microbe, making the same mistake as the Biollante team and using Titan dna to quicken their product. A sentient sludge kaiju is the result. G fights with both but cannot fully succeed. 2/3

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@Mr_goji54 G, after getting trounced by Hedorah, retreats — Hedorah follows due to G’s radiation being a “toxin” it must absorb. G leads H to Biollante, whose own genetic programming (aka Life) causes it to be antagonistic to H. G teams up to take down the out of control growth of H.

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@Mr_goji54 Another division of the same organization has been developing a toxin-eating microbe, making the same mistake as the Biollante team and using Titan dna to quicken their product. A sentient sludge kaiju is the result. G fights with both but cannot fully succeed. 2/3

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@NasaJimmy @Danzilla93_GNP Good Gravy! That experimental cloning Board Enforcer Viras was squawking about seems to have come to fruition! This looks like a job for the LEGAL ACTION TE—-Aaaaaargh, Garysauruses in the office!

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@TheMonsterIsla1 @cast_cel By Crikey, that’s a beyoot right there! Lookit the cute little face he’s got … he’s lookin’ to take a bite outta ol’ Steve, I bet. But we’re gunna respect his privacy and not interfere … as long as he don’t come around the bathers in the river.

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@Matt_Pinner Miles Chapman, CEO of Kittridge, Meowgan, and Purrview

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@GFEST_GFAN I tried to get a VIP pass as soon as y’all went live, but they were already “sold out”. What’s up with that? Was there an “earlier bird special” for some people and us regular Joes skimped?