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We could belong together.

[dan 🐝 @niloucitas]

siento q he vivido 30 vidas desde q pasó esto

[filmjoshi @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Cinthia @sinnthiuh_]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[video girl @itsmarioIiveira]

recebi um e-mail no trabalho que a empresa tava sorteando uma camisa da copa do mundo e cliquei depois descobri que era teste do TI pra reconhecermos pishing eu caí agora to tendo que fazer treinamento de segurança cibernética

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[arnayyy ☆ 🍎🥧 @arnielf_9]

"?" 😭😭😭😭😭

[tandoori chaap roll @slothinpractice]

Honestly the woman divorcing her husband for gifting that makeup kit to his co worker is soo valid because the corporate culture has normalised the concept of "work spouses" to a disturbing extent. Adultery is adultery bro

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.

[conner @winterweather]

posting this like a four panel comic is fucking evil man come on 😭😭😭

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[Jum @JesterJum]

I completed a chore today that I have been putting off for 4 weeks.

It took me 3.5 minutes.

I will learn nothing from this.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title because lions have a blonde blowout is a level of favoritism I’ll never understand.

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

this made me emotional

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Wait until Monday..

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭