Brian

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@NortonMpls

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@Finnair did you forget to pay the baggage handlers at AMS?!? It's been almost an hour and it looks like my bag is still sitting by the plane on the tarmac. What poor service.

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@WWE Also is your FOH engineer deaf?

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@WWE Your fan experience kinda sucks at #SummerSlam for people who are here. You have these MASSIVE video screens just used for static images of athletes everyone knows are in the ring, meanwhile you're using these tiny side screens that aren't full for live action. Do better.

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@GrandCasArena Is 120 dbc PA level really needed during Frost Games?

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@GrandCasArena is having the PA cranked up to 120 dbc (as measured in my seat) really necessary for a @PWHL_Minnesota game?

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@NWSTwinCities 6:40 pm Robbinsdale

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@atrupar Someone should teach him how to dress himself.

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@Abelino362 @michaelpfreeman @atrupar I don't have that kind of money though. 😆

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@RYP__ Remember everyone: he likes paper bags and unmarked small denomination bills. 👍

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@atrupar Does he need to declare the 50k in the bag when he travels?

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@adamjohnsonCHI @kayrosso1 And the governor sent the State Patrol to the federal building to supress the peaceful protests because they are so sacred of what might happen.

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@soupformy_fam Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@atrupar Secret sex lips?

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@arznasun1 @RonFilipkowski MAGA buys EVERY.SINGLE.LIE hook, line and sinker, no questions asked. So for their supporters it does work.

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@ChipotleTweets Your bot was quick with the reply, but nothing on the DM I sent? Typical...

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@ChipotleTweets Your website sucks to order from. Tried repeatedly to add "birthday guac" on a $50 order but it kept saying something was missing. The order was over $5 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@RYP__ Yes, but "we" don't matter so long as there is a cult and they keep supporting him.

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@JanitorJack2 @GovPressOffice That's completely unfair to rectal polyps!

[Brian @MINIPirate]

@Number10cat The cat has a good point. But we all know he wrote it.