Some say that the new Twitter regulations will kill @MLRShallot and possibly the Twitter live feed channel. We here in Minnesota welcome the inevitable death of the Shallot and seeing Chuck Tingle posting Pokemon porn
Today the fake Minnesota Twins would like to wish a very happy birthday to someone very important to our organization....
Pat Benatar. Happy 70th birthday queen. Keep rocking as always
@TigersMLR The Minnesota Twins would like to congratulate Aaron Judge for somehow still being more successful in fake baseball than the Fake Detroit Tigers
Congrats to our fearless leader Homer Nocker for winning the prestigious AL GM of the Year Award! He joins Art Vandelay who won the AL Silver Slugger Award at Catcher as our two award winners so far for Season 7!
#TwinsWin