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#daddygang

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

At a birthday party and this girl said she “has to go home to feed her husband” I never thought to name a dog husband before, how creative.

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

Found out my boyfriends a cheater on my birthday, hit him in the face 🥰

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

I am convinced I black out every time I go to target

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

what’s wild to me is there are people don’t vacuum their house daily and I wish I was one of them

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

I whole heartedly hate the healthy version of myself that goes grocery shopping

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

There is completely NO reason your iPhone should flash when you get a notification

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

Growing out of the things that used to serve me purpose

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

Maddy didn’t even beat Cassie’s ass like I know she could have, that fight was underwhelming asf

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

why is it I can justify $100 on lululemon leggings, but $25 for a dupe that everyone swears by is too expensive

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

No one tells u that your boobs disappear when you work out 5x a week

[mir @MIRRmaid_]

@Naynay462 Me and any men at this point.

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

It’s not a thirst trap i just look like that

[elise | misses taylor @ElisetheSwiftie]

taylor swift really got all of the girlies to have “darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” as their 2014 instagram bios, everyone to think of her when they turn 22, and coined the phrase “reputation era” for anyone who feels like disappearing and reinventing themselves

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes

[folake aina @f0lake]

Anybody saying we dated or “talked” is literally lying. Ive never even met a guy before

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you're ready for Christmas, but you still have to take finals

[trash jones @jzux]

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[୨୧ @pradapearIs]

the feminine urge to purchase another unnecessary item in the name of self-care